So, the White House and its spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders today said that they think "morality" is the cause of all the crime and shooting in Chicago. And so Trump tweeted this morning that he was sending in the Feds.
But y'know what I think is the real cause of all that crime? Al Capone! And his bootleg liquor. So, better than just merely sending in "the Feds," I think they should send in Elliot Ness.
But if the crime *is* caused by "morality," maybe they should send in former pastor Mike Huckabee. And that'd be easy, since Sarah could just call up her dad.
Of course, if it's a lack of morality that concerns them, why use all those frequent flyer miles going to Chicago, just send the Feds on a tour of White House. Trump can probably get them a discount.
Robert J. Elisberg is a political commentator, screenwriter, novelist, tech writer and also some other things that I just tend to keep forgetting.
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