How to Find Us
Elisberg Industries is located on the planet Earth in the Milky Way galaxy. Going south, take the Solar system towards the sun and turn east. We’ll be the third planet on the left. Plenty of free parking.
Watch out for the big Black Hole trap just outside of the Kuiper Belt of the Trans-Neptunian Region if you’re coming from the east.
If you're bringing the kiddies, there's a particularly nice water park on Jupiter. It's right across from the Starbucks. Can't miss it.
Travel tip: When they ask, "Are we almost there yet?", the answer is "No."
For those more interested in making contact without having to leave the comfort of home -- unless you have a mobile device, in which case you likely are anxiously looking forward to leaving home so that you can get full-value of it -- we make that oh-so easy for you. Beyond just clicking either the cleverly-named Contact button here, or Replying to a message (what a concept!), you can also find someone wandering the pipelines of Facebook looking for "friends" he's never actually met or on Twitter, whimsically twittering to attract a following of minions. Or Pinterest, which we barely understand, but it has something to do with pictures, apparently usually of cute animals.
Facebook: Facebook.com/Robert.Elisberg
Twitter: Twitter.com/RobertElisberg
Pinterest: Pinterest.com/relisberg
Watch out for the big Black Hole trap just outside of the Kuiper Belt of the Trans-Neptunian Region if you’re coming from the east.
If you're bringing the kiddies, there's a particularly nice water park on Jupiter. It's right across from the Starbucks. Can't miss it.
Travel tip: When they ask, "Are we almost there yet?", the answer is "No."
For those more interested in making contact without having to leave the comfort of home -- unless you have a mobile device, in which case you likely are anxiously looking forward to leaving home so that you can get full-value of it -- we make that oh-so easy for you. Beyond just clicking either the cleverly-named Contact button here, or Replying to a message (what a concept!), you can also find someone wandering the pipelines of Facebook looking for "friends" he's never actually met or on Twitter, whimsically twittering to attract a following of minions. Or Pinterest, which we barely understand, but it has something to do with pictures, apparently usually of cute animals.
Facebook: Facebook.com/Robert.Elisberg
Twitter: Twitter.com/RobertElisberg
Pinterest: Pinterest.com/relisberg