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A NASA spokesman on Friday clarified for those Alex Jones listeners who apparently needed it clarified that there are "No humans on Mars." Now, hopefully they'll check into same thing about InfoWars.
What this NASA statement means happily is we have finally confirmed that there are no child slave colonies on Mars. Thank goodness. That is such a relief. No word however about the secret underground offices at InfoWars.
Of course, now that NASA has confirmed that there are "No humans on Mars," we dearly hope they'll at least be able to discover signs of intelligent life at InfoWars.
Looking forward to the Trump administration investigation. Hopefully they'll get to it right after finishing with their study checking into who you voted for.
Hmm, maybe those non-existent 3 million illegal votes are sitting in a vault on Mars. Or in the InfoWars offices.
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Robert J. Elisberg is a political commentator, screenwriter, novelist, tech writer and also some other things that I just tend to keep forgetting.
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