Getting Schooled

The other week, my oft-mentioned friend Myles Berkowitz took his daughter to start her freshman year at college.  Afterwards, he sent me the father-daughter speech he gave before dropping her off.  It was pure Myles.

Don’t become a vegetarian.

Israel does have a right to exist.

Putin is the bad guy.  Not Zelensky.  

The Philadelphia Eagles are the bad people.  Not Saquan Barkley.

Whenever you are told something by a politician or college administrator, always keep these questions in mind:  Who the hell are you to tell me what to do with my body or my money, what words to use, or how to think?

Always do the right thing and try to help people.  It will always come back to snap you in the ass in some way.  Just enjoy the drama.

Never say anything bad about a person behind their back.  Say it to their face.  Your life will be so much richer.