An Open Note to Our Friends Across the Ocean

Hey, Europe, Trump is on his way to you. We helped out in WWII. (Plus, remember the Marshall Plan?!) Could you please return the favor and keep him?

It doesn't have to be forever -- four years at most, I'd think   In fact, probably only just a couple years, until after the mid-term elections when the Democrats take over Congress and can impeach him.  You have plenty of golf courses, they'll keep him occupied and you won't have to deal with him much when he's playing.  And the side benefit is that he doesn't seem to tweet when golfing.  Besides which, since you clearly are concerned about what he might do when in office, this would let you keep a much closer protective eye on him.

Hey, you put up with Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Franco.  And the Inquisition.  Not to mention the Plague.  Surely you can handle a few years of Trump out on the links...

Thanks.  

Speaking on behalf of your pals in America.