A Picture is Worth a Thousand Retches

​​Various captions --

"When you're president, you can grab the flag any way you want, because it lets you."

Sorry, no, you can't hide behind the flag. Even the flag isn't big enough for that.

​Okay, here's a little preview of what Trump might look like in prison stripes.

When the emperor has no clothes, you need something to cover you up.

"I actually still have many dear friends, let's see there's...um, Kim Jong Un and...er, also my little buddy here."

Not to worry, this is just Trump checking whether he could use the flag as another of his really long, red ties.

Really, Seriously, Don't Tread on Me.  Just Don't.

​Flag sings: "Me, and my shadow, walking down the avenue..."

​The moment when those waiting for Trump to finally be presidential officially lost all hope.

Putin told him this would be a good photo op.

For those times you're feeling wobbly and about to collapse under the crush of criminal investigations from every direction, you grab anything that's close to keep you steady.

"Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore." 
-- John Prine