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Meilinki Meilchick

9/9/2017

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So, while Trump and the Republican Party rails loudly about Mexican "anchor babies," poor Mexican families sneaking across the border to give birth to their babies so that they'll be American citizens and have a chance for a better life, wealthy Russian birth-tourists book vacation packages, starting at $75,000 -- which include staying at Trump properties in Florida in order to give their children dual citizenship.

Bizarrely, as Nell Minow wrote me, this headline and graphic looks like it's a parody from The Onion. But no, it's very read, reported by The Daily Beast.

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Okay, for those of you not steeped in musical comedy, the title of this is a song from the musical, Stop the World, I Want to Get Off, by Anthony Newley and Leslie Bricusse.  It's sung by a Russian women (performed by Anna Quayle) and means "Little boy."
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Wait, Wait...

9/3/2017

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​This is a rare "Not My Job" segment of the NPR quiz show, Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me! because the host is more intriguing than the guest contestant.  And that's saying a lot because the contestant is Olympic Gold Medal-winner, gymnast Simone Biles.  But the host here is a guest this week -- Tom Hanks!  Regular and observant readers of these pages know that this is from an old broadcast when Hanks filled in for regular host Peter Sagal.  Rather than re-post the whole thing here, I decided to just use the quiz.  But for those who want to hear the entire show with Tom Hanks as host, you can listen to it here.)


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Today's Piano Puzzler

9/2/2017

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From the archives.  This week's contestant is Scott Rose from San Antonio, Texas.  It's a wonderful piece, indeed as the contestant describes it, "cruelly beautiful."  I'm actually shocked that I got the composer style.  It's not someone whose work I know well -- though he's very well-known -- and both the contestant and host Fred Child had problem guessing it right off, though were in the right area. As for the hidden song, I didn't have a clue for almost all the entire thing -- it's incredibly, gorgeously well-hidden -- but then towards the end, bingo, I heard it, and was right.  The short version is that this is a fun one.
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A Happy Song for Houston!

8/29/2017

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Wow, with Santa Trump on his way to Texas, good news all around!  Just click on the video below to start the music and then scroll down to sing along.  All will be well!

Best regards!

You’d better watch out!
You’d better not cry.
You pray for a drought.
You hope to stay dry.
Donald Trump is coming to town!
 
He’s making a list
To check on your plight.
He wants to make sure
Who’s Muslim or white.
Donald Trump is coming to town!
 
He sees you when he’s golfing.
He knows that you need food.
He’s going to Missouri next
Where he knows he won’t be booed.
 
This all is fake news
There's no need to pray.
It's caused by the Jews
I've heard people say.
Donald Trump is coming to town!
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He’s blowing his horn
And beats his own drum.
He’s brought the men porn,
The boys all get gum.
Donald Trump is coming to town.
 
So, get out your yacht
Or pray you can float.
Think of your town
As just a big moat.
Donald Trump is coming to town.
 
This water all around you
Is nothing more than jokes.
We’re gonna build a wall here!
And the storm’s a Chinese hoax.
 
Oh, you’d better not cry
I hope you’re not stuck.
I’m here – and good bye.
I wish you, “Good luck!”
Donald Trump has just come to...
Donald Trump has just come to...
Donald Trump has just come to town!

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Today's Piano Puzzler

8/27/2017

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​This week's contestant is Allison Toltz from Montreal, Canada. This is one that on every level I felt like I should get both the hidden song and composer style -- but didn't.  But I danced on the edges.  It's a well-known composer, but not as well-known as the most-famous of this style, and I didn't get the specific person.  As for the song, it reminded me of one particular song, and I thought it was that, but not enough.  So, I didn't guess it.  And...that's what it turned out to be!  So, if you play along and have a guess, don't veer off it.  You might well be right.

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Wait, Wait...

8/20/2017

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For Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me! this week, we expands things a bit, and jump into another of their "Best of..." programs.  And this one is a treat.  We have a rebroadcast of host Peter Sagal's interviews with Stephen Colbert, Alan Cumming, Daniel Radcliffe, and Governor John Hickenlooper -- all of which include the "Not My Job" quiz. These are all very entertaining, but the Colbert quiz is particularly fun.  That's because the show's scheduled guest was supposed to be Lena Dunham who couldn't make it, so Colbert filled in at the last minute -- and though Peter Sagal does a nice interview with him...he also asks him the questions (and quiz question) he had prepared for Ms. Dunham.)  And oh, for extra measure, we'll toss in a bunch of fun moments with the panelists, as well.
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