We thought of sending out white smoke from our factory chimneys, but local environmental laws made that prohibitive.
Money has been shifted between divisions to allow for bringing in Rabbi Moline. We think we got it right, but it's possible that sloppy bookkeeping might mean the electricity could go out on occasion. (We'd normally send out emails, but if the electricity is out...well, that's why we're telling you in advance. By the way, this advice came from Rabbi Moline, so he's already started to justify his hiring!)