This year, indeed only a few months ago, the Federal Trade Commission reached a $100 million settlement with the for-profit DeVry University for fraud, "misleading and exploiting students." It includes paying $51 million in student debt.  This is the biggest "for-profit" education fraud case.

Okay, so are you sitting down?  No, really, I mean it.  I'll wait...  Good.

Today, Trump just appointed its dean, Julian Schmoke Jr, to the Department of Education unit that polices fraud in higher education!!

No, really.  Honest.

And yes, I know the immediate quip reaction is -- well, sure, he was appointed because he's an expert on fraud in higher education, and so he knows exactly that to look for.

My favorite comment on this is from Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT), who has been very outspoken on the appointment all day.  He's laid out the meaning on consequences of it.  But his first response was the gem -- "This is a joke, right? Basically akin to nominating influenza to be the Surgeon General."

I got back about an hour ago from the swearing-in ceremony for the new School Board members of the Los Angeles Unified School District.  Normally, I don't go to such things -- or know about them -- nor do I suspect most people do.  But this was the ceremony for Nick Melvoin, whose campaign I wrote about extensively.  And I got a chance to visit there with my friends, the First Parents, Jeff and Martha Melvoin.

He made a very good speech -- and quite different from all the others (which were each nice in their own ways.  Nick's speech, though, wasn't filled with thanks, nor generalizations about Our Kids.  Rather it was more a policy speech about what was needed in the school district.  It was pointed, but very conciliatory, understanding the need for all the members of the board to work in the same direction.  But the core of his speech was that it was the needs of the school kids that had to be front and center, not any political agenda.  It went over very well, not just with the large crowd, but also the school board, which was on stage, and most of the members could be seen nodding in approval throughout, with occasional applause.  

(I also admired that alone among the new board members giving speeches, he not only acknowledged his opponent -- the former School Board president -- but did so in his first sentence, thanking him for all his years of service.  This is particularly notable because his opponent was bitter and harshly critical both throughout and even continuing after the election, slamming Nick to the press.)
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​(I should note that my photos here don't compare to those of his official photographer at the event, the First Mother.  But then Martha has an unfair advantage, given that a) she has a real camera, and b) she had been a photographer for the Los Angeles Times.)

More to the point, and above all, the operative issue about the day is that it's now officially official.  (I prefer to think that the private ceremony for family held a few days before doesn't count.  Rather, that it was just something like having a small, private wedding ceremony before the Big Event, in order to get more presents...)  Nick Melvoin is sworn in as a new member of the Los Angeles School Board.  Huzzah.

Last night, I went to the Election Night event for Nick Melvoin, who I've been writing about here for his candidacy to the L.A. school board. First things first -- it was an uphill battle when he announced his candidacy for his first-ever general campaign, and against the sitting school board president.  But Nick won.  and by a lot, more on that later.
 
It was a very weird night.  I drove over with his dad Jeff, and on the way there Nick's mom Martha called from the headquarters to say that early vote-by mail numbers were in, and that Nick had 60% of that, up by 6,500.  But it was clearly very early, around 8:30 PM with polls having closed only a half-hour before, and you can't extrapolate that absentee votes will be the same for those who vote at the polls.  Besides which, mail-in-votes tend to only account for 10-15% of the final total at most.  Still, it was good to have those votes in your hip pocket.

I have to admit that my favorite part of the evening is that they had food from the nearby Baby Blue's Barbecue.  And though I'm not as big a fan of them as their reputation, they're still very good, and BBQ ribs are probably my favorite food.  So, whatever happened with the election I knew it was a good night for me.  Hey, I have my priorities.

The oddest thing of the night is Steve Zimmer conceded (bitterly, almost Nixonian) at around 9:50, when it looked like only absentee ballots were in.  It didn’t make sense.  Nick didn’t think he’d likely won until around 1 AM, and even then wasn't sure. 

And when I say that the concession was bitter, I mean it was almost at the Nixonian level, and his comments all night (that L.A. Times kept tweeting) were bizarre and continued throughout the evening.  almost Nixonian.  Things like -- and I'm paraphrasing, but close -- “This is my last race, I’m not running again.”  And “I won’t be calling the Melvoin campaign and won’t take a call from them.”  It just kept getting stranger and angrier all night.  (Just what you want from a president of a school board...) 

I have no doubt Steve Zimmer didn't like the criticisms against him.  And no doubt thought they were unfair.  No one likes being criticized.  But then he was as critical and unfair of Melvoin.  More so, in fact, because his was the only campaign that stooped to smearing -- not just criticizing platforms, but knowingly ascribing false motivations (that Nick was in the pocket of Trump and Betsy DeVos, when in fact he had worked in the Obama Administration, was endorsed by Obama's Secretary of Education Arne Duncan, and endorsed by former Democratic Senator Barbara Boxer).  So, the Zimmer bitterness seemed ill-proportioned.

I'm sure Zimmer too was upset by how expensive the race was -- but though Melvoin raised the most, Zimmer raised a huge amount, as well.  And both had outside groups running their own separate campaigns.  In fact, I get the sense that most of the mailers and negatively on both sides came from these outside groups, not the campaigns themselves.  From what little I know, both candidates were bothered by it.

The larger point is that while any losing candidate is going to be upset, I think that Steve Zimmer's Nixonian bitterness was understandable, but profoundly myopic with no self-awareness of how much he himself was at the heart of things.

But back to the night.

Late in the evening, a reporter from the local ABC station did a live remote.  I was sitting about eight feet away, and just was he finishing his final words...some guy ran on camera and screamed out something incredibly crude  (let's just say some of it included Trump's Access Hollywood words from the bus...but worse) and then ran off.  When the camera cut, the reporter -- to my surprise, but to his credit, I think -- pounded over to the guy, furious and read him the riot act.  The guy didn't seem to care (either because he was drunk or an idiot), and when he wandered off, the reporter pursued him, continuing to tell him off.  Even when he came back to his equipment he was still steaming.  "I was prepared for someone interrupting, but not that," he said.  I tried to placate him, but he was too bothered.  I got the sense he was also bothered because he said they couldn't use his piece now online -- but I can't believe they can't just bleep out the deeply crude words, or even just cut the segment two seconds early.

Anyway, as I said, people there were really bewildered by the very-early concession, to the extent of dismissing it.  When Nick was asked to make a speech, he put no stock in an early concession saying the only thing that matter was the final vote count.

The biggest oddity of the night though (at least to me) was something I discovered around 1 AM and no one else had noticed – including Nick and his campaign manager, when I told them.  And no one had noticed the big monitors around the room were only showing the specific results of the race from the City Clerk's  webpage, but not what was as the top of the web page.  Only when I decided on a whim to to onto that same page on my mobile phone did I notice it.  Usually, one assumes that absentee ballots will make up about 10% of the results, and that’s what everyone presumed there, and so everyone was waaaaaiting all night for all the votes to come in.  But I discovered something at the top of the page that broke down where the votes come from – whether at the polling locations or by mail.  And it turned out that an amazing 62% of votes came by mail!!!  So, when those first results were posted at 8:30 in the evening, and they broke so heavily for Nick, up by 6,500, the race actually was pretty much over.  He ended up winning by 8,000 (out of 53,000 cast).  He got 57% of the vote, to Zimmer's 43%, which is pretty much a landslide.

Ultimately, that must be why Zimmer conceded so early in the evening.  He probably saw how far he was behind and knew (at that point) that about 75% of the vote was in and couldn’t be made up – while everyone at the Melvoin event all thought it was only about 10-15% of the vote.  And when it was taking soooo long for votes to come in – that was because most of the votes were actually already in!!!

 So, for whatever reason, he did really well with absentee voting by mail.  Maybe it’s because those people missed all the mailers, who knows?
 
There was something else at play here, too, though.  In a general election, lots of people vote, have no idea who anyone is for school board, and vote for the person whose credentials are listed as “School board member.”  In this runoff election, you don’t get those masses of “general election” people who don’t have a clue who they’re voting for.  By comparison, in the runoff, the vote totals were paltry, yet everyone voting knew who they were voting for.  And “get of the vote” efforts were critical, which I think the Melvoin campaign did a strong job of, including going after mail-in votes.  

And there was one other matter I mentioned to people during the campaign.  In the general election, Steve Zimmer got 46% of the vote.  That said to me it seemed possible that 54% of the public simply didn't want him back on the school board.  Sometimes, people do vote for someone in a runoff who they didn't in a general election, because they like that person but just not as much as they like their first choice.  But I don't think that's the case when the person you didn't vote for the first time is the sitting president of the school board.  Either you like him and vote for him the first time, or you don't.  
 
Also, the campaigns and mailers probably made at least some difference.  Not just convincing people to vote for a candidate or against the opponent, but in some cases I’m sure there were some people who voted the opposite of what a negative or smear was saying.  And as much as Zimmer was complaining about negative attacks, it was his campaign that went over the top trying (reprehensibly) to tie Melvoin to Donald Trump and Betsy DeVos.  And that could have backfired. 
 
I’m sure the Melvoin campaign was helped by endorsements from Barbara Boxer, Obama’s Secretary of Education, Democratic ex-Mayor Villaraigosa, Republican ex-Mayor Riordan, the L.A. Times and L.A. Daily News.

And of course issues mattered, as well.  Though to what degree, I have no idea.  In large part because there was such odd overlap there.   For instance, Nick was was positioned by his opponents as the “charter” candidate.  Yet it was just one part of his platform – and Zimmer actually supported some charters, too, he just didn't promote that.  In fact, in Melvoin's victory speech -- in which he praised Steve Zimmer's long service to education -- he ONLY spoke about public schools, saying how lucky he was where he grew up, unlike the kids who were unlikely by where they grew up, “which is so unfair and un-American, and we have to fix that and give everyone an equal chance with public education that is so important.”  Keep in mind, he said that after he won, not just mouthing words on the campaign trail to win support.  It's what he campaigned on for the first -- in public and on his website -- but it wasn't how he was positioned by the other side.

Ultimately, I don’t think any single reason was why Nick Melvoin won.  It’s probably a mix of all that --- and probably other things thrown in.
 
But he did win.  And by a LOT.  
 
A year-and-a-half ago, when Nick’s mom told me he was running, I thought it was great.  When she said his opponent would be the sitting school board president, I said, wow, that’s going to be an uphill struggle.  I thought that even until about 1 AM last night, even when he was ahead.  I wasn’t alone.  Even he mentioned what an uphill race this was.
 
So…who knows why Nick won?  But he did, and in a landslide.

I'm biased.  I've known him since he was a kid.  But because I know what a thoughtful, decent, smart, caring guy he is, I'm thrilled for him.



 

A brief follow-up to my piece this morning about New York State set to pass a bill in the state budget for free college tuition under conditions.  I didn't remotely expect everyone to think that that's a good thing, and figured some would even hate.  Among the latter, I figured would be a good friend of mine who lives in New York.

My friend is a terrific guy with whom I've been pals for almost 30 years.  We differ so profoundly on politics though that we have a tacit agreement to not discuss it.  He's deeply far-right conservative, and I haven't yet gotten around to asking if he actually voted for Trump.  I'm sure he hates Hillary Clinton, though don't know if that was enough to get him to vote for the Republican nominee, or sit out the election or vote third party.  I suspect he voted for Trump.

Anyway, he sent me the following email.  It's brief, and the subject line suggests he might send a longer one later, but didn't have the time now.  My reply is underneath, and I'm sure he'll answer back.  My expect my next answer will be very simple, that I know he's well-aware we disagree on politics down to our fingernails, and will leave it at that.

Here's what he sent --

​Of course it comes from taxpayers.  That’s where most societal and all governmental benefits originate from.  But a) it is expected to pass the Republican Senate, so I hope it’s not painted falsely as a “damn liberal” giveaway.  And b) history has shown that there are economic and social benefits to having an educated populace and workforce.
 
If someone gets offered a nice job out of state, there is absolutely nothing stopping him or her from taking it – but they simply have to pay back the money as a loan…the same as all education loans that exists right now.  Yet in the scenario being suggested here, it’s about having gotten a good job, so (with a good job) you have the new income to start to pay the loan back.  And if one doesn’t like those conditions...then you don’t take the scholarship!  It’s not forced on anyone.  Not a bad deal – a loan for helping get a job and better future. 

(It's also worth noting that many, if not most college loans can be in the $60,000-120,000.  This NY State loan, however, would only be $17,000-27,000.  With a "nice job," and limited expenses particularly without having a family, that could perhaps be paid off fully in a very reasonable period of time, perhaps even -- on the low end -- in as little as four years, rather than being in school debt for decades.)
 
To clarify, most college is four years, not five.  And most college grads don’t tend to get Really Great Job Offers right away – anywhere, let alone out-of-state.  But if someone does get a great job offer elsewhere two years after graduating, then you only pay back the loan for those remaining two years, not all four.  Honestly, as much as I expected any far-right conservative to hate the bill, I’d have thought the one part that would be liked is this requirement, since it allows the state a return on its investment by not only getting an educated workforce and educated society, but the state also receives taxes back from any jobs its grads get.  If a grad can immediately take their state education elsewhere, the state gets nothing.  Honestly, though, I’m fine with it being either way.  Neither strike me as a big problem.
 
Ultimately, my observation is that most people like free, taxpayer-funded public education for grade school and high school.  It was one of the cores of helping build the American middle-class and separate America from the rest of the world.  A gap that has plummeted.  This is no different in concept but extends that core belief.

Amid so many rollbacks to national programs that benefit the public and most-especially those with greater financial needs, it was interesting and encouraging to see the polar opposite on the state level, and in a very big way -- not just for what the program is, but who did it.

During the Democratic campaign, you may recall that both Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders advocated for national college accessibility programs to those under a certain economic level.  A state is on the verge of doing just that on its own, and it's a pretty notable one -- New York. A week ago, its State House passed the budget that would provide free tuition to anyone accepted into either a community college or a four-year public university (which generally cost between $4,300 and $6,700).  This "Excelsior Scholarship" would be available to anyone whose family income is below $125,000.

The budget isn't state law yet, and the State House has a Democratic majority, while the Senate (which votes on Sunday) is Republican-led.  However, GOP Majority Leader John Flannigan supports the bill, and it's expected to pass.  And then should likely be signed by Governor Andrew Cuomo, given that he first-proposed the program back in January.

“Today, college is what high school was—it should always be an option even if you can’t afford it,” he said the other day..

Scholarship recipients must be enrolled full-time and keep a certain grade point average and basic number of credits every year.  There was also a slightly-controversial proviso added to the bill that's different from the governor's initial bill.  It requires that the scholarship recipient live and in New York state after graduation for as many years as he or she received the scholarship.  However, the law provides provides for several exceptions, including extreme hardship or graduate programs that occur out-of-state.

The program won't kick in immediately, but will be phased in over the course of three years, starting in the fall with the financial limit being to families who earn under $100,000.

There are three other states who have similar programs -- Minnesota, Oregon and Tennessee -- although those are community colleges only.  New York is the first state to extend free tuition to four-year public universities.

It should be noted that a couple weeks ago, Bernie Sanders introduced similar legislation into the U.S. Senate.  It seems that given the current make-up of that body, and the House -- and Executive branch, it doesn't seem it major contender for passage.  But all things because with a step that makes them familiar and will nice to at least see who supports it on the record -- for actually helping to make America educated and better for it.  And good to see such positive action taken on the state level.  And notable too, in New York, for not only being Democratic-led, but bipartisan in its passage.

This is just too funny.

Not for what's actually the point -- which, to be clear, is funny.  Wonderfully so.  But because of the reaction of this little 5-year-old boy, who's a guest on the Ellen show -- first, for explaining what he's about to say, and second, because of his utter pleasure at the response.

Forgetting even the point of this -- which is a hoot -- even if it was a totally different point, he alone would make this video an absolute joy.
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I think it's him so pleased with the applause and laughter that he bows afterwards that most gets me.  And by the way, lost in all the attention to the video for political reasons, what leaped out to me even before he gets to the "joke" is that when he's pointing out the little drawings he put on Antarctica, one is an iceberg that's melting, and the next is an ice cube, which for all I know is his point of what's left after it melt.  All pretty prescient for a five-year-old.

For the heck of it, here's the whole segment.  They seemed to have edited a little bit out, but it's about five minutes, and this kid is just a gem.

I just came across this and found it extremely entertaining -- it's this year's 2016 Commencement Address at Northwestern University by Seth Meyers, an NU graduate.  It's quite funny and (I think wisely) doesn't get too deep and substantive, but for all that it's a very effective speech and makes some thoughtful points.

A couple personal things stuck out for me.  One oddity is that in telling a story about a friend of his, Meyers refers to the friend's nickname -- Bags.  I sat up quickly, but that was my own nickname from my summers at Camp Nebagamon.  (I still get referred that way, though not much.)  Actually, it was my brother John's nickname, and as his younger brother I was called "Ditty Bag."  But after he left camp, and I stayed on through my counselor years, I took on Bags (or just as often, Bag) for my own.  For those of you who keep track of such things, my brother got the name from Elisberg, the last part of which got shortened to "Beg" and then quickly to the far-more sensible "Bag."

The other thing that stood out was when Seth Meyers refers to being in the Mee-Ow Show.  The big student-produced musical was the fairly famous Waa-Mu Show.(famous because of all the legendary actors who had been in it).  Because it eventually got so well-regarded that it became a bit stuffy and hard to break into, almost like a fraternity for which you needed the right connections and password, a group began a much more low-key alternative, the Mee-Ow Show (the parodyesque name coming from the mascot of Northwestern beign the Wildcats).  

I mention all this because the Mee-Ow Show began my Senior year, and I wrote material for it.  Not sketches, oddly enough, but two songs.  Only one song stayed in the show, but that's by my choice -- when I went to the reharsals, I'd noticed that they'd cut one verse out of the song. Annoyed, I was told that the show was long and they had to make trims.  As you might imagine, I thought this was idiotic.  The cut saved about 40 seconds, and the song followed a mindnumbing 10-minute sketch.  The producer gave me a choice -- I could pull the song if I was unhappy, or agree to live it in, minus the one verse.  Because the song told a story, and without the verse it was sort of stupid, I said cut the song.  I believe that a few years later I heard that that producer was arrested for embezzlement.  And no, I'm not joking...

Anyway, here's Seth Meyer's speech.

The 89th Scripps National Spelling Bee is airing on ESPN-2 right now, until 2 PM EST.  The finals will be broadcast tonight (Thursday) at 8 PM EST.

One thing I've noticed is how "frisky" the judges have gotten when a contestant asks, "Could you use it in a sentence, please?"  One of the words was "tibourbou" and the sentence the judge used was, "When a tibourbou falls in the forest, no one hears it, unless the NSA is listening -- and the NSA is always listening."

(For those curious, tibourbou is a tree native to Brazil and Costa Rica, and is an alternative fiber crop to make paper.)

Another word was "salele," (sah-lay-lee) and when asked for a sentence, the contestant got back, "Jake told Caroline all about the salele he caught on his fishing trip to Oahu -- and Caroline told Jake that he needed to get more interesting stories."  

(It's a small dusky silver or silvery bronze percoid fish from tropical Indo-Pacific area, when you next bring it up.)

Then there was "tyee."  Another fish, as it turns out -- a large kind of salmon.  The sentence given was, "There were times when the tyee thought this whole 'swimming upstream' thing didn't make much sense."

By the way, as I was typing this, one of the words presented was "colporteur."  My eyes were focused on the computer, so I only heard it spoken, and didn't see the word spelled on the screen.  My immediate thought was..."Cole Porter???  Cool, I got one. But...really??"  Obviously, no.  Oddly, the definition is sort of literary, as well.  It's a peddler of books, newspapers, and similar literature.  (The secondary description is "someone employed by a religious society to distribute Bibles and other religious tracts.").

Yes, Cole Porter would have been an unlikely word.  But this is the National Spelling Bee, so Anything Goes...