To be clear, there is broadband high-speed access, which is what I'm using now, but because of that, I had to use their computers, and there were other technical hurdles to get past. (Don't ask -- not because it would take too long to explain, but because I'm not sure that I could explain them.)
The WiFi is still out, but I seem to have been able to resolve the posting issue. Assuming this gets out to the mystical ozone, I'll have my report upcoming momentarily.
Operators are standing by...