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Updated: Jul 21

No, I did not watch Trump’s rally speech last night.  But having seen clips of it for the past six years, I didn’t feel that watching the Readers Digest condensed version was worth my – or most anyone’s – time.  In fact, there wasn’t a need to watch his rally speech to hear what he’d say since I already wrote about that two days ago. 

 

Is it possible that Trump was surprising last night and offered something new and important?  Sure.  Just like it’s possible that he would be announcing his resignation.  Or possible that he’d be acknowledging that he actually lost the 2020 election.  Or possible that he would be apologizing for all his lies and fascist actions.  They’re all “possible” – but also improbable.

 

In fact, I could make the argument that Trump surprising anyone with his speech by not being about “Our elections are unsafe and rigged and China and I won I won I won” is more improbable than even those improbabilities because not only has the White House dropped hints of what this rally speech intended to undermine trust in elections would be about, but also because Trump has dementia, and so repeating himself over and over about what he’s obsessed over for the past six years is part of that medical condition.  And because Trump is a malignant narcissist.  So, expressing something new and different, and critical of himself is almost emotionally and psychologically impossible for him.

 

So, I feel pretty comfortable with not watching because not only I, but we all know what the divisive, obsessive rally speech will be.

 

That’s not to say he won’t have some surprises in his specifics.  For a guy whose tangentiality – another medical condition of dementia – can have his speeches veer from the topic at hand to talking about sharks, windmills, autopens, solar batteries, Arnold Palmer’s genitalia, his Reflecting Pool, poisonous snakes, not winning the Nobel Peace Prize, gold-plated bathrooms, and god-knows what else?, there can be any number of surprises.  For that matter, Trump himself may often be surprised at what comes out of his pie hole.

 

Notable is that both NBC and ABC said they wouldn’t be airing the rally speech – although individual stations owned by Sinclair Broadcasting did carry it.  CNN also didn’t air the speech.  MS NOW began showing the rally speech live, but cut away after about 14 minutes and instead began analyzing it in detail, noting how there was nothing in his rally speech worth taking seriously, even when he said something accurate, because he left out the truthful context.  In the meantime, host Chris Hayes is monitoring the rally speech and jumping in with updates.  How is it going, he was asked.  “It got worse,” he began.

 

Fox and CBS did broadcast the rally speech.  There’s a shock.  Though not unexpected, ghosts of the Tiffany Network are nonetheless probably still shaking their heads wearily in shame.

 

I’m very sorry that, other than CNN, most outlets are covering the speech, despite NBC and ABC earlier saying they wouldn’t.  A shame because it’s intended to create distrust in elections, which Trump has been doing for six years, one of the core tenets of fascism. 

 

But – for all the outlets that did broadcast the rally speech, I have to think that, having seen Trump do this sort of thing for so long, he looked deeply out of touch and obsessive to most everyone but the faithful.  Polls show that most of the country wants to hear about the economy, inflation, gas prices, consumer prices, Trump’s war in Iran – not whether Trump crazily believes he won in 2020 or that elections aren’t safe.  In fact, I suspect that most of the public likely even assumes that our adversaries try to impact the elections – but then, I'm sure (and I write this beforehand, so it's all a guess) that Trump will not mention Russia’s effort in support of him in 2016.  Nor will he mention that during that election he himself literally asked Russia to not just interfere, but illegally hack computers, and actually said on camera, "Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.”  Nor will he mention, I’m equally sure, that Trump and his team were the one’s in charge before the 2020 election when he’s been crying out about a Rigged Election (!!) – which means he and his team are the ones who missed anything he’s been whining about, if they actually occurred.  Nor will he mention, I’m certain, that when he returned to office, he himself has cut back on most of the cybersecurity protections, fired the FBI agents who investigate such attacks and fired all board members of the Election Advisory Committee.  But then, wanting to influence elections and actually rigging them and rigging the voting machines are two completely different issues.  Of which there have been investigations, and zero evidence of rigging has been found.  None.

 

So, there’s a very good chance that despite whatever news outlets carried the rally speech, as divisive and fascist as I’m sure the rally speech was (a speech, experts said, did more damage to public trust in elections than China or Russia ever have done), it has a much better chance of backfiring on Trump -- showing an old, bitter, delusional guy rehashing very old news all because he lost in 2020 and isn’t talking about the issues that are actually, importantly concerning the public -- than causing “outrage!” over rigged elections.

 

Especially since, as my long-held theory about politics goes -- when you're popular and screw up, people tend to be forgiving, but when you're unpopular and screw up, it confirms to people why they don't like you.  And Trump has a 34% approval. And this all won't backfire just on Trump, but on the MAGOPs in Congress who enable him, vote for what he wants and are the ones who will have to support the delusion of this speech.  

 

But again, this is all based on not watching.  Just totally guessing that I’m pretty close to completely right.  Because we’ve all seen this rerun over and over.  And over and over and over.

 

And from all the post-rally speech analysis I’ve seen – pointing out that the speech was full of lies, discredited charges, unsupported redacted material out of context, government reports by Trump officials that actually concluded that no illegal votes were cast, there was no manipulation of the voting and (as MSNOW reporter David Rohde noted) if any of these charge about the 2020 election were actually true…Trump and his Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe were the ones in charge who should have stopped this attacks at the time…if they had been true! – it seems like my decision not to watch means that, in the words of the ‘Guardian’ of the Holy Grail –

 



 
 

Updated: Jul 17

The Adventures of Kotara and Hana continue…  


I haven't posted a video of these two Asian small-clawed otters for much too long.  So, let's rectify that.  And this time, it's just a quiet one, nothing more than just a sort of "slice of life" of the otters dealing with their day when their "dad" is away for a week on a business trip.  But I find it so charming for its simplicity and whimsy as their everyday routine, even just how they eat - especially with a Roomba getting in their way.  But topping things is their clear excitement when "dad" finally gets home.


By the way, one of my favorite thing about these videos - other than the joy of watching the playful, smart, goofy otters - is the production of the videos, both the choice of music used, and the witty "dialogue."  Just so you know, the text written in blue is what Kotaro is supposedly thinking, the pink text is Hana's thoughts, and what the owner is thinking is in white.



 
 

Updated: Jul 25

Oh, my God, here we go yet again.


First, there was (and remains) a tarp covering up the Kennedy Center sign, after a court ordered Trump’s name removed from the building.


Then, the other day, a tarp was raised to cover up construction on the White House columns, for which administration officials said work needed to be done, after Trump has said he wants them to look more like the gold-plated columns at Mar-a-Lago.


And now, once again, another tarp is covering up the repair work on the Reflecting Pool, to hide that, contrary to Trump and MAGOP insistence, evidence of tire tracks show it didn't get damaged and shredded by "vandals", but by shoddy work (by the company who caused the damage) -- and most probably Trump's motorcade that drove across the newly-painted floor before it had had time to be “cured” and re-filled with water.



In fairness, I believe that this photo has been mis-identified as being the Reflecting Pool.  Instead, it appears to me to be the local "Fun Daze GoKart" track in nearby Alexandria.


This all is ludicrous and infantile.  Trump having his team order construction crews to cover up damage he keeps causing – in his Beautification Program (sic) – with tarps.  Because that way, no one will notice there’s a problem!


This is like a little child playing peek-a-boo, covering his eyes and thinking therefore no one can see him.  It’s an ostrich putting its head in the sand and thinks, aha!, it’s now hidden.


“Let’s just cover the damage we caused with a massive tarp.  Nobody will pay any attention to it and think anything got screwed up.”


Not pay any attention to it?!  It’s like shining a Klieg light on the screw up.  It’s the fake Wizard of Oz desperately shouting, “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!”  All you want to do when you see the tarp -- each time Trump has another tarp put on -- ​ -- is take it off to find out what damage it’s covering up.


The quips on social media are running rampant, most starting with some version of wondering if Trump has a friend who runs a tarp business.


“The most transparent administration in history” is how press secretary-in-training Karoline Leavitt always tries to describe the Trump team.  It’s long been my sense that, among a great many things she doesn’t understand, is that she doesn’t fully grasp the meaning of the word ‘transparent.’


(Side Note:  Unrelated to all this is today’s Little Known Fun Fact that is that as Karoline Leavitt pontificates from her holier-than-thou sense of Trumpian self-righteous purity, she still owes $326,370 to over 100 creditors for her failed campaign debts from 2022, four years ago!  Because, of course.)


The most whimsical thing about all this effort by Trump to cover up his many Beautification projects (sic) causing damage is that Republicans have a history of hating TARP.  (Most of the party reviled the Troubled Asset Relief Program.)  But apparently, as long as a tarp covers up damage, rather than averts a financial crisis, they’re just fine with it.


But still, we take what we can.  So, as long as MAGOPs can support Trump Avoid Reality Plan, it’s wonderful to finally be able to say that the party is, at long last, on board with tarps.


And wonderful, too, how even far more appropriate "The Wizard of Oz" turns out to have been 87 years ago than just a quip about cove​r-ups.



 
 
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Robert J. Elisberg is a political commentator, screenwriter, novelist, tech writer and also some other things that I just tend to keep forgetting. 

Elisberg is a two-time recipient of the Lucille Ball Award for comedy screenwriting. He's written for film, TV, the stage, has two sort-of best-selling novels, and was a regular columnist for the Writers Guild of America and Huffington Post.  Among his other writing, he's had a long-time column on technology (which he sometimes understands), and co-wrote a book on world travel.  As a lyricist, he is a member of ASCAP, and has contributed to numerous publications.

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