Though Elisberg Industries has an exceptionally wide range of products and services for sale -- from aerospace to manufacturing, all the way to our foods division and sports enterprises, and much in between, we feel that for the direct consumer market, it makes the most sense here to focus only on our books and movies.

Why?  Honestly, we've been asking our Sales Director the same question for a long time, but all he keeps saying is, "Trust me."

Making this all the more strange is that not everything we have here is even for sale.  At best, links are provided to take you elsewhere to make your purchases.  Again, we asked why, and again...well, you know.  "Trust me."  (We think it has something to do with being low-key and not overly aggressive, thinking that that will remove most barriers to feeling pressured.  No idea, though.  That's not our area of expertise.)

So, check out our Books and Movies links from the drop-down menu, if that suits your fancy.  Trust us.  Or at least our Sales Director.

A #1 best-seller on Amazon for Humor Parody.  A Christmas Carol 2: The Return of Scrooge is a continuation of the beloved Christmas tale, that quickly goes flying off in its own comic direction. It begins five years after dear old Ebenezer Scrooge has passed away and left his thriving firm to his former clerk, Bob Cratchit. However, Bob's overly-generous benevolence with lending and charity-giving has driven the company into the ground, on the verge of bankruptcy. And so the ghost of Scrooge returns one Christmas Eve to teach Cratchit the true meaning of money. Making the swirling journey through Christmases past, present, and yet-to-be all the more of a chaotic ride for Cratchit are the dozens of characters from other Dickens novels woven throughout the story, together for the first time. God bless them, most everyone.

Revised by Robert J. Elisberg
Original Long-Lost Manuscript by Charles Dickens

I don't get a penny from this, but one of my articles is included in this anthology of political writing from the publisher's of Congressional Quarterly.  Other authors in the book are Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Barack Obama, John F. Kennedy, Nate Silver, Alexander Hamilton, Martin Luther King, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and Alan Cooperman. How Mr. Cooperman got in there amongst us, I don't know. But we welcome him.

The book is terrific, and the publishers are nice folks.  (They did give me a couple of copies...)  But because it was never expected to have high, mass-market sales and is intended for colleges and smaller markets, the cost is a tad high for general public.  (At the time I write this, it's $58.)  As I said, the book is well-worth reading, but if you'd rather check my article alone, it's entitled, "Yes, Virginia, There Are Liberal Republicans."  And can be found here on the Huffington Post.