Time Waits for No Man

I would like to state for the record that I have officially told Time Magazine in several public posts on social media NOT to consider me for Person of the Year. So if I don't get named (which is still an "if," by the way, since there's no guaranteed they will accede to my wishes...), that's the reason.

Not to worry, I still may take a cue from Trump and also make up fake covers to plaster around my home.