The Trump DIY

I've been dealing with a numbing computer issue, so I didn't have time (nor the inclination...) to write anything for today. And I might not be posting anything for a while as I try to fix this. So, keep checking back so see if I'm posting anything new yet. I'll eventually get my teeth unclenched and typing fingers unknotted, but for now, I thought I'd just make it easy and let others fill in the blanks. After all --

Trump yesterday [did something awful] that was monumentally [synonym for 'infantile'] and [synonym for 'cruel']. But when your approval is [low number]%, that only confirms to people why they hate you. When talking to the press, Trump said [something completely untrue] which was also unintelligible. What seems most likely is that, being Trump, this was meant to be just a distraction from [a Trump scandal]. But one of the problems Trump -- beyond, of course [obvious problem] -- is that he is all distraction. So, what difference would it make if Trump does [a Trump distraction] or [a Trump distraction)? After a while, they all blend together and remind people about [a Trump problem he wants to avoid]. And ultimately, they only go to show that he isn't doing anything to solve [an issue important to the public]. And it will only get worse because [name several cabinet members] are unqualified incompetents, and Trump has dementia which is degenerative.

[Select a song to serve as an amusing climax that unexpectedly reinforces the point.]