Terms of Endearment

Have you ever read a disclaimer on some website and feel like Alice did falling down the rabbit hole?  Such things can be maniacally convoluted and filled with gobbledygook and lawyer legalese so dry it would make the Sahara Desert jealous.  It was therefore with great pleasure and a big smile that I came across this from Tumblr, via Ed Bott.

This is from their Terms of Service.  Be sure and read it to the end.