Sing Along with Trump

During the Commander-in-Chief Forum, when Donald Trump was asked about his supposed Secret Plan to stop ISIS, his convoluted response made clear he didn't have a clue about one.  Indeed, when he explained -- in future tense, mind you -- "When I do come up with a plan I like..." that makes eminently clear in his own words that, no, he doesn't have a Secret Plan.  Or any plan, period.  In the end, the best explanation he could come up with when trying to answer was that he would talk to the generals.

Needless-to-say, there were those on social media who immediately ridiculed the concept to the degree that it sounded like a song out of Dr. Doolittle.  And so it does.  So, with thanks to Leslie Bricusse, just click "Play," and then follow the bouncing Trump and sing along.

​If I could talk to the generals

Just imagine it

Letting them solve everything for me.

A plan that surely would stop ISIS,

And every other crisis,

What a huge assistance that would be!

If I could talk to the generals

Many people say

I could put my name on all the jets.

And I would even go to court, sure,

Make it law to torture

Families, little children and their pets.

I would become the best of pals with Putin

Because, believe me, he tells me that I’m good.

If people asked if I’d give nukes for Syria’s?

It’s not mysterious.

I would!

If I conferred with the upper brass

Had a Secret Plan.

Everyone could see I was no dunce.

If I could stand with the generals, band with the generals,

Bomb and have big hands like a general's

I could be great for once!