Rude-y

On Wednesday, Rudy Giuliani made the statement that -- "A vote for a Democrat House is a vote for a big move toward socialism, obstruction of pro-job agenda, mob harassment, destruction of people nominated to high office, endless investigations of politically motivated charges and an attempt to impeach Justice Kavanaugh."

I read this and starred at a moment, thinking -- "Wait, forget all that desperate fairy dust at the beginning -- you actually think the first person a Democratic House will look into impeaching is...Justice Kavanaugh??!" 

Man, that's like giving someone a one-inch putt to win the U.S. Open, and he misses.  Not only misses, but sends the ball scudding across the green into a water hazard and ending up with the quadruple bogey and instead of winning, finishes in fifth place.

For what it's worth, because I'm sure of the character limitation on Twitter, Mr. Giuliani also left out "...is a vote for the party of crime, ending Christmas, forcing all Americans to kneel for the National Anthem, confiscating every gun in the country including water pistols, removing mention of the South from all school books, making it illegal to use the "N" word,  and taking away the rights to kill unarmed blacks without being charged and sexually attack the ladies on a date.