Quote-ish of the Day

The other day, Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX) tweeted a fake quote from Winston Churchill to slam liberals. I figure it's only fair to return the favor -- if only to show how pathetic and galling it was...from anyone, but especially a political leader.

"I love all Mankind and all in Nature, except conservatives who are quite evil."

-- Mother Theresa

"We are all God's creatures in this world, except conservatives who are the work of the devil."

-- Saint Peter

"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time - unless they're conservatives"

-- Abraham Lincoln

"As we face the Great Evil in Germany, we must ever stay on our guard, because one day conservatives will make up quotes from me to slam those who helped save the world"

-- Winston Churchill