Putting the "Mad" in Madison
This week, Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC) complained that "our culture today is trying to completely demasculate all the young men." (Never mind that the word is “emasculate.” He then made a heartfelt plea parents: "If you are raising a young man, please raise them to be a monster."
(Sorry, I don’t have it in me to embed the video.)
Putting aside that Cawthorn was seemingly making a desperate attempt to justify his own existence, his words suggested a rewriting of the wrong by Ed and Patsy Bruce --
Mammas, please let your babies grow up to be monsters.
Don't let 'em be decent or normal too much.
Let 'em be fascists and Nazis and such.
Mammas, please let your babies grow up to be monsters,
'Cos they'll burn down your home, like Nero burned Rome
And always hurt someone they love
Monsters ain’t easy to love, and they’re ready to mug.
They’d rather give you a shiv than a smile or a hug.
Lonestar brass knuckles and Molotov cocktails
And each night a new brutal crime.
You should try to avoid them, they’ll kick you to hell.
And shoot to kill time after time.
Mammas, please let your babies grow up to be monsters.
Don't let 'em trust science or get a vaccine.
Let 'em spread COVID and only be mean.
Mammas, please let your babies grow up to be monsters,
'Cos they'll shoot up a crowd, use the N-word out loud
And always hurt someone they love
Monsters like picking on children, the poor and the needy
Little warm puppies and girls in the night to feel strong.
Them that don’t spot ‘em get slaughtered
And them that do find themselves screamed at by "Karen."
They are sick, evil, different, and their ego will force them
To do things they know that are wrong.
Mammas, please let your babies grow up to be monsters
Don't let 'em help others or think that they should.
Like Madison Cawthorn, don't let them do good.
Mammas, please let your babies grow up to be monsters
Make sure that they hate an’ all take after Satan
And always hurt someone they love
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