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Oh, Promise Me

Jun 9
1 min read

Updated: Jul 25

With the California jungle primary out of the way, the results basically settled, and the exhausting whiney attacks from MAGOPs on the long process, we take this brief moment to take a deep, relaxing breath and offer just a quick and extremely limited round-up of a very few of the Promises Made, Promises Kept* that Trump presented to the American people.


(*"Kept" shall here-in be described as "retained in memory".)


$​2,000 tariff dividend checks

10% cap on credit card rates

DOGE stimulus checks

Will lower prices on Day One

Will end Russian war against Ukraine on Day One

No new wars started

50-year mortgages

Lower the national debt.  (Since raised $3 trillion.)

Will release the entire Epstein files

No cuts to Medicaid. (Since cut $1 trillion.)

May attack Greenland

Will de-certify airplanes made in Canada

End DOJ weaponization by the government

And the all-time classic on health care:


"I have a concept of a plan."




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