Never Say Never

In an interview with the New York Post yesterday, Trump said that he thought he would "never" get the Nobel Peace Prize.

This gave me pause, and I sat back to think of all the other things I predict Trump will "never" get --

A real Purple Heart.

A majority of Americans voting for him.

Total honesty from his staff.

The National League MVP Award.

Respect from actual billionaires.

A sense of compassion.

The NAACP Man of the Year.

A high credit rating.

Electoral votes from California.

Into heaven.

A bigger inaugural than Barack Obama.

Self-awareness.

Invited to a CInco de Mayo block party.

The Nobel Prize in Physics.

A loan from a U.S. bank.

The love of his father.