Making America Merry Again

Ah, simpler times. Remember back when the far-right spun themselves into a tizzy and was outraged (!!) when Barack and Michelle Obama made a supposed fake-terrorist fist bump? The good ol' days.

Imagine this from them.

​I think the screaming would have been even louder and more horrified than when Starbucks changes its holiday cups from red to green.

On the other hand, I did figure out why Trump sent this! He must have been watching an old rerun of Seinfeld and instead of "Festivus" thought they said they were celebrating..."Fistivus"

What I still can't figure out though is why, in a family card, it didn't include his wife and children.  Just him and his tiny fist.