In the News

Before heading out for my morning constitutional, I turned on MSNBC to see if there was any Latest News.  Andrea Mitchell was on, interviewing Rep. Chris Collins (R-NY), and the Congressman said -- and I swear this is true, I even paused the TV so that I could get the quote right -- "He's got the best cabinet ever assembled in the history of the United States."

Now, before you go and get your nose bent all out of joint, just know that I think he was only referring to Trump's beautiful, rosewood armoire.

Other possibilities --

"History" is defined as "Today, between 8-9:30 AM."

Cabinet meetings serve Kool-Aid.

This is translated from the original Russian.

Dr. Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos don't count.

Tom Price and Wilbur Ross don't count.

Rex Tillerson and Jeff Sessions don't count.

Doesn't know all the cabinet members.

Looked like his nose was growing longer in mid-sentence.

Thought she had asked about literally every other president.