From the Management

This isn't getting to be old news yet, but who knows?  However, this might well be the earliest that Elisberg Industries has had 1,000 "unique visitors."  (3:55 PM, Los Angeles time.)  And as I like to point out, you are all unique, indeed.  For starters, you can put up with blatherings about German musicals, let alone by someone who doesn't speak a word of German.  And that says a great deal about your kindness -- or patience.  Or perhaps your enjoyable of a good circus.

So, for all you Whoo-hoo folks out there -- whoo hoo!