Challenge Accepted

After the Secretary of the Navy blasted Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) for continuing to do damage to national security by his "holds" that block promotions, giving "aid and comfort" to our enemies, Tuberville replied back.

But, of course, being Tommy Tuberville, what he said was really weird.  Even by Tuberville football coach standards.

​From the poetry lounge on-board the flight deck of the U.S.S. Universe --

There once was an ex-coach named Tommy

Who one day went totally balmy.

Full out of his senses

He weakened defenses.

And all ‘cause he needed his mommy.

Though Tommy's opposed to woke verse,

He should know it could be much worse.

Instead of a poem

When soldiers come home

They each could be met by a hearse.

Whatever you sow ye shall reap.

So, the shame is his always, to keep.

This man-child Tommy

Gives aid to a commie.

For whatever's not woke is asleep.