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At Least They Didn't Burn a Cross

Aug 4, 2022
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​Yesterday, the Republican's "Invite a Nazi to CPAC" Convention kicked off at the Dallas Beer Hall.  If you can’t quite envision what such a thing is, think of it as sort of the conservative's version of Comic-Con, except the cosplay is Come Dressed as Your Favorite Fascist Brownshirt.


 


Fascist Hungarian leader Viktor Orban, so deeply fascist that his long-time advisor quit a few weeks ago after saying an Orban speech sounded like “pure Nazi text worthy of Goebbels, “ was the keynote speaker and came dressed as himself.


 


I can’t tell you exactly what he said, though I’m sure – to quote the great Molly Ivins – whatever he told the cheering crowd, who gave him a standing ovation, it sounded better in the original German.


 


The reason that I can’t tell you what he said exactly is because I don’t have it in me to listen to fascist, authoritarian, racist directives and propaganda.  But commentary made it pretty clear that the Fascist Uberlord would have approved.  And I won’t quite them because spreading the neo-Nazi gospel is not in my playbook.  But hearing him talk about never mixing the races and Christian nationalism to the adoring conservative Republican crowds in the United States was more than enough.  The good news though is that the audience didn't seem to have anyone raising their right arm in appreciation -- although in fairness I didn't see if Laura Ingraham was there.


 


And anyone who tries to tell you that this isn’t the Republican Party, "just CPAC" (which has long been the convention wing of the Republican Party) is trying to flim-flam you and hide who they themselves are.  Here are just some of the scheduled speakers at the Invite a Nazi to CPAC Convention --


 


Donald Trump


Ted Cruz


Marco Rubio


Ron DeSantis


Mike Pompeo


Matt Gaetz


Rick Scott


Marsha Blackburn


Andy Biggs


Madison Cawthorn (yes, really)


Jim Jordan


Lauren Boebert


Ronny Jackson


Kristi Noem


Donald Trump Jr.


Kimberly Guilfoyle


Papa John Schnatter


Glenn Beck


Larry Kudlow


Sean Spicer


Sebastian Gorka


Eric Greitens (yes, really, even he is still showing up)


Ben Carson


Dr. Mehmet Oz


James O'Keefe (of Project Veritas)


And, of course, guest Nazi Viktor Orban


 


So, yes, please, try to tell us that this isn’t today’s Republican Party.   This is the A-List of today’s Republican Party.  It's the Who's Who of the GOP.  And not one of them withdrew when Viktor Orban was invited.  Not one of them even criticized the decision to have him speak.  Not one of them has disagreed with anything he said.


 


I believe that among the seminars at CPAC are such events as –


 


Tips to Keep Your Brownshirt Clean and Pressed After Being in a Mob


 


The 10 Phrases in German You Must Know


 


How to Dog Whistle


 


Book Burning 101


 


Living Your Best Life in an Alternate Reality


 


Memories of Krystalnacht


 


Secret Topic Seminar (special entrance fee of $250) – SOLD OUT


 


Making Your Own Arm Bands


 


All Your Problems are the Fault of Jews and Black People.  And Muslims.  And Mexicans.


 


Finding the Best Assault Rifle for Your Child


 


Screening of Leni Riefenstahl’s “Triumph of the Will”



So, yes, meet today's Republican Party.  Going all out with fun time at "Invite Your Favorite Nazi" CPAC Convention.  There is no separating party, policy, interests and fascist convention.  They are all the same.  It is all fascist, all the time.  This is who they are.  Not a single voice of Republican leadership was raised in outrage and horror at inviting fascist Hungarian leader Viktor Orban -- whose words have been compared to pure Nazi text by his own longtime advisor -- to speak.  Not a single voice of Republican leadership criticized his words.



Because this is who today's Republican Party is.



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