April Fools Day Political Warning

Today is April Fools Day.  As a public service, we offer a warning that when you see a story about some action out of the Trump White House that appears ludicrous, do not make an immediate jump to assume it is just an April Fools Day Prank.  It most likely is not.

To be certain about it, though, our staff expert analysts here at Elisberg Industries strongly suggest that when you see a story today, check it out on at least three respected and accredited news sources.

This is not a drill. Be prepared. Be safe. The following headlines are not April Fools Day Pranks --

Trump Wants to Make Canada the 51st State.

Trump Nominates Matt Gaetz to Be Attorney General

Trump Says the U.S. Should Buy Greenland.

Trump to Enact Tariffs on All Our NATO Allies

Trump Wants to Attack Panama to Re-Take the Canal.

Trump Asks for Military Plans to Attack Greenland

Trump Health & Human Services Secretary Cuts Funding to States During Measles Outbreak

Trump Dismantles the Department of Education

Trump National Security Team Invites Journalist by Mistake Into Attack Plan Group Chat

Trump Administration Ends Phone Service for Seniors to Social Security

MAGOP House Blocks Effort to Stop Trump Tariffs by Declaring Next 22 Months to Be March 11

Trump Billionaire Commerce Secretary Says Mother-in-Law Wouldn't Complain if She Missed Her Social Security Check for One Month

MAGOP Senate Approves Trump Nomination as FBI Director for Man Who Wants to End the FBI 

Trump Names Richest Man in the World to Have Access to U.S. Citizens' Private Data

MAGOP Senate Approves Trump Nomination of Fox Weekend Host Accused of Rape to be Secretary of Defense

Trump Defense Secretary Brings Former Fox TV producer-wife Into Sensitive Defense Meeting

Trump Billionaire Commerce Secretary Says Only People Who Complain are Fraudsters

Trump Wants to Impeach a Judge Who Ruled Against Him

Trump Says His College-Age Son is Brilliant in Technology Because He Knows How to Turn Off and Turn on a Computer.

Trump Says He is Not Joking When Talking about a Third Term in Office