A Word from the Management

For thems what are interested in such things, Elisberg Industries now has a presence on Facebook.  Because upper management doesn't care about such things, and would rather watch TV sports, we have sloughed the responsibilities off on our Senior Executive VP.  He offered a little protest, but when we showed him his contract, which is pretty iron-clad and includes a cryptic phrase, "...and other duties such as the Board my direct from time to time," he cheerfully acquiesced. 

Honestly, we don't expect much of anything that you can find there won't be found here, and there will be many things here at our corporate offices that won't make it Face to Facebook, since we are loyal to our loyal customers.  (And besides, shipping charges become prohibitive.)  But who knows?  Plus Facebook has lots of sparkly color pictures, links around the universe, and actual semi-human interaction, which some people tend to enjoy.  So, if you do find yourself wandering around the halls there, we're now there, too, and you're welcome to check us out.  Or at least look up Robert Elisberg, since he'll be the one running around looking for the toner and writing back, "Sure, you can be our 'friend,' whoever you are."