A Word from the Management

As a service to our fine customers, Elisberg Industries is proud to now offer two ways to reach our corporate website.  The first is, of course, the same, beloved address that you all already know and have been using -- www.elisbergindustries.com.  But now, we offer a second address -- www.elisberg.com -- for all the people who can't be bothered to remember the words "Industries."  Or who haven't yet had figured out how to bookmark the website and are annoyed having to type all those letters each time.

The corporate home remains at elisbergindustries.com. But now you can get here, the exact same place, via elisberg.com.  Two roads leading to the exact same, happy, informative place.  Think of it as if Robert Frost had written his famous poem --

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,

And they both ended up in the exact same place!

Okay, it might not have been as famous, but at least you would known what he meant.

Finally, in answer to the many questions we expect to get about why we chose this as this particular name for our second, backup address, it's because our Sr. Executive VP, Mr. Elisberg, is woefully underpaid, and we figured that by giving him this paltry bit of prominence it would salve his spirit, and he might now quit asking for a raise every month or so.