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A Happy Song for Houston!

Aug 29, 2017
1 min read

Wow, with Santa Trump on his way to Texas, good news all around!  Just click on the video below to start the music and then scroll down to sing along.  All will be well!


Best regards!



You’d better watch out!

You’d better not cry.

You pray for a drought.

You hope to stay dry.

Donald Trump is coming to town!


He’s making a list

To check on your plight.

He wants to make sure

Who’s Muslim or white.

Donald Trump is coming to town!


He sees you when he’s golfing.

He knows that you need food.

He’s going to Missouri next

Where he knows he won’t be booed.


This all is fake news

There's no need to pray.

It's caused by the Jews

I've heard people say.

Donald Trump is coming to town!


He’s blowing his horn

And beats his own drum.

He’s brought the men porn,

The boys all get gum.

Donald Trump is coming to town.


So, get out your yacht

Or pray you can float.

Think of your town

As just a big moat.

Donald Trump is coming to town.


This water all around you

Is nothing more than jokes.

We’re gonna build a wall here!

And the storm’s a Chinese hoax.


Oh, you’d better not cry

I hope you’re not stuck.

I’m here – and good bye.

I wish you, “Good luck!”

Donald Trump has just come to...

Donald Trump has just come to...

Donald Trump has just come to town!

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