The Greene New Deal

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been on quite the roll the past week.  First, she claimed that “Yes they can the control the weather."  (No, really, she said that,  In fact, she added emphatically to make sure you knew she meant it, “It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done” -- even doubling-down afterwards when the derision began pouring in.)  And then the other day, she followed that up by explaining how great raw milk was for you -- and that we should all return to raw milk for a healthy life.
 
By the way, a quick search of the term “raw milk risks” brought up as the very first result an article from the FDA titled “The Dangers of Raw Milk: Unpasteurized Milk Can Pose a Serious Health Risk.”  It quotes statistics from the CDC and notes that “the germs in raw milk can be especially dangerous to people with weakened immune systems (children, older adults, and pregnant women)."  While adding that though most healthy people will recover from harmful germs in raw milk -- some can develop symptoms “that are life-threatening.” 
 
That search took me about eight seconds to find.  Apparently, though, that’s too much of a challenge for Dr. Marjorie Taylor Greene (honorary).
 
In fairness, I didn’t do a search to find out if they could control the weather.  In part, I didn’t do so because I didn’t know who “they” was.  And that made the search too difficult to start, having far too many options to check out.  At first, I did think it meant the Democrats.  That, or New York Mets.  But then I realized it couldn't be them because Democrats are too disorganized, and the Mets are Satan's Team, so they wouldn't want to destroy Florida, which is headquarters.

In part, too, I didn’t check it out because her claim also begs the question:  if “they” can control the weather, why can’t the MAGOP, too?  Indeed, such a profound inability would show how deeply problematic the party’s total disdain of science is!  (Not to mention, it would show Climate Change is real.)  Furthermore, if the MAGOP can control the weather, as well, why then aren’t they doing something to counteract all the disastrous hurricanes being created?  But instead are just sitting and letting all the pain and misery happen.  That would be wildly irresponsible of the MAGOP and make them essentially co-conspirators.
 
So, it seems like the claim by Science Whiz Marjorie Taylor Greene (honorary) is not only much too convoluted to make any sense, but ultimately fully counter-productive to benefit the MAGOP, indeed actually harmful to their best interests.  Which raises the question then:  between this and the whole “raw milk debacle”, is it possible she’s just total flaming idiot?
 
A valid question since we have to add in her claim about Jewish Space Lasers starting the California wildfires.
 
Importantly, though, in remembering that, we are actually able to draw some connections.  That’s because, after posting her claims about how “they” can control the weather, some of her online followers believed they knew who she was talking about.  After all, if Jews are able to start wildfires using space lasers, and since “they” and “those people” have long-historically been used as a more discreet way to describe Jews and hide virulent anti-Semitism, then “they” must surely mean Jewish people, especially if it’s coming from Marjorie Taylor Greene – which explains the rash of anti-Semitic social media attacks on Jews controlling the weather started to crop up.
 
And then it all starts to make sense.  Not just this, no, that's just a small part of the residual dust.  I mean it all explains Marjorie Taylor Greene being such a major critic of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Green New Deal.  I always thought that was due to her jealousy over AOC's massive popularity as a new female member of Congress from the same freshman class and being identified by her three initials, which is why Greene soon began referring to herself as "MTG" (honorary).

But no.  Because when it comes to Marjorie Taylor Greene’s wildly ignorant concept of science -- from the health benefits of Salmonella-laden raw milk, a delusional ability to control the weather, and Anti-Semitic Space Lasers starting wildfires -- it’s all a matter of proprietary trademark infringement.  Because it's her birthright.  And importantly, "Greene" has more letters.  And as everyone knows, more letters means you win! 

Hey, it's as good an explanation as anything insane, yet damaging that Marjorie Taylor Greene has come up with.