Great Expectations: Lowered Edition

​So, let’s see.  According to MAGOPs, President Biden has long had cognitive disorders and is enfeebled with dementia, so he will be babbling during the debate, and Trump will wipe the floor with him.
 
Also according to MAGOPs, President Biden is going to be so hopped up with drugs that he will be vibrant and brilliant and do so great in the debate that he will wipe the floor with Trump.
 
And according to MAGOPs, as well, unless CNN apologizes for host Kasie Hunt kicking a Trump surrogate off her show for continually refusing to stay on topic, Trump should pull out of the CNN-run debate, especially since the two CNN moderators are very unfair and biased against Trump.
 
It seems like MAGOPs are having a difficult time figuring out if Trump is going to overwhelm President Biden at the debate, or by run over by a Biden tsunami.
 
Actually, that’s only partially true.  They are clearly having a difficult time with what they think will happen – whether President Biden is a wizened vegetable or a brilliant genius (who, by the way, is able to rig elections and rig court cases – he just isn’t able to keep his son from being indicted and can’t get him off, and could only rig the presidential House, but couldn’t keep Republicans from taking control of the House and was only able to get a one-vote advantage in the Senate – though it’s clear they do think Trump is in trouble and at risk of doing very badly.
 
MAGOPs also appear unaware that Trump and his team approved the choice of CNN moderators.  But hey, why start quibbling with reality at this point…?
 
Mainly, though, I want to know what this magical drug is that is able to magically cure cognitive disorders and dementia, though only for 90 minutes.  After all, if such a magical drug actually does exist, it’s hard to understand why it hasn’t gotten FDA approval and isn’t on the market.  At the very least, why hasn’t the pharmaceutical company announced it and their test trial results, because it would send the stock price soaring.  Yet for some reason, this magical, magnificent drug that cures dementia – even if only for 90 minutes at a time – has been kept secret.
 
For that matter, since such a magical drug clearly exists, at least according to MAGOPs, why in the world hasn’t Trump’s team been giving it to him for the past year??!!  Then they wouldn’t have to worry about his paraphasia or his leg issues or him veering far off topic to talk about shark attacks, boat electrocutions, showers, water pressure and such every time he gave a speech.  And Fox could again begin carrying his speeches live and not have to edit his interviews so drastically.
 
Still, all this aside, I do think the funniest thing about it is that the leading MAGOP voice calling for drug testing before the debate has been retired former Rear Admiral, now demoted to Captain Ronny Johnson, as Trump called his former White House physician, Ronny Jackson, now in Congress.  Funny because when the Inspector General released a report on how the White House physician’s office was handled under Jackson/Johnson’s tenure, they were highly critical about the misuse of alcohol and drugs.  But again, why start quibbling with reality at this point…?
 
Personally, if I was on Trump’s team, I’d be far more wary about my own candidate taking a drug test then President Biden doing so, but in fairness I only say that because actually psychiatrists and psychologists like Dr. Jack Gartner have said that they see early dementia in Trump, but not in President Biden, who is only showing normal signs of aging – whereas dementia is not normal.
 
But then, why start quibbling with reality at this point…?