Elisberg Industries
  • Home
  • Blog
  • Products
    • Books
    • Movies
  • About Elisberg Industries
    • Our Corporate Board
    • Information Overstock
    • Elisberg Industries Entertainment Information
    • Elisberg Statistical Center of American Research
    • Consultancy Service
  • Contact
    • How to Find Us
  • Kudos
  • Good Things to Know
    • The BOB Page
    • Sites You Might Actually Like
Decent Quality Since 1847

Getting Trumped

2/4/2025

0 Comments

 
​On Sunday night, the 1973 movie The Paper Chase was on Turner Classic Movies.  I watched the last 20 minutes or so, in large part because there’s one sequence I love.  And the best part of that sequence is when the main character, James Hart, decides that his dorm filled with panicked Harvard law students as finals near is getting too hectic, and so he asks one of his study partners, Ford, to leave with him to find somewhere else to study in quiet.  As they head out of the dorm, they run into the utterly arrogant Willis Bell – also part of their study group, always bragging about his 800-page study outline he had put together from class notes which he claimed were so amazingly brilliant that he was going to get them published.  But Bell wasn’t going to let all the study group see it because, except for Hart, they were all “pimps” – his favorite word for insulting others in the study group, “You’re all pimps.”  So, at this point, Hart and Ford are heading out on their own to cram elsewhere before the final exams...when Bell sees them leaving and panics.  He races up to his room and seeing the two walking away, he leans out of his fourth-floor window with his 800-page magnificent, beautiful outline, calling out to them to wait.  When all of a sudden, he loses his grip on the papers…and they go flying out and fluttering through the air.  And all you hear is the arrogant Bell scream, “Aggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!”
 
That was how I viewed Trump’s Really Bad Awful No Good Day yesterday.  Only two weeks into the administration, and so much came down on him that it’s already starting to fray and fall apart.  The ball of twine unraveling.  A snowball rolling downhill out of control, and growing bigger as it goes.  Papers flying everywhere.  Screaming in agony.
That was Trump's day on Monday.

​Thanks to the Trump tariffs, the stock market plummeted 600 points within its first hours.  Only after Trump backed off for a month with Mexico and Canada did the Down Jones recover.
 
Worse for Trump, much he tried to contend to the contrary, he got played by both countries – getting them to agree to things (10,000 soldiers to their respective borders and putting money into border security) that they had already agreed to under President Biden without having a trade war.  And Trump made some additional pledges in return.  So, he caved (for a month) and got nothing in return.  Even the Mexican/Canadian pledges to try to stop Fentanyl at the border was ridiculed by experts, saying it not only is smuggled in by car, not drug mules, and is the easiest drug to hide, but it’s also deadly if improperly touched.
 
And Trump made the problem even worse for himself.  When reporters asked Trump if his retreating for a month on tariffs to Mexico and Canada was because of the sudden, massive drop in the stock market, he answered, “No, I don't look at the market. What was it doing?”  This was so egregiously, almost laughably untrue that CNN’s Jeff Zelany (who was among the reporters there) later reported on the air, “We know, obviously, based on watching him for a very long time, that is not true.”  (This is being polite.  Trump is a sociopathological liar.  He can’t not lie.  The only thing Trump probably watches more than the stock market is golf.)
 
And when Trump suggested he would put tariffs on the European Union (yes, you read that right), the blowback from the EU was intense.
 
Moreover, another judge blocked one of Trump’s Executive Orders.
 
And so many of Elon Musk’s actions (or “Leon” Musk as Trump once again called him) were given red-flag alerts by Democrats:
 
Getting access to the high-security Federal payment system, with his group of college student associates in charge of the computer system.
 
Shutting down the free Direct Pay program for people paying their federal taxes to the IRS.  (Never a good look when you’re the world’s richest man – and worse when you really don’t have the authority to do so.)
 
Locking out employees from the USAID office, which oversees international aid.  (Again, see above re: “when you really don’t have the authority to do so.”)

Side Note:  Lest it be forgot who some of the players are here --
​
Picture

The push-back response from Democrats, experts, the media, interest groups and more has been aggressive.  Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries has threatened shutting down the government to ensure Trump’s most high-security risks are stopped.   Senator Brian Schatz put a hold on all of Trump’s State Department nominees until the USAID fiasco is resolved.  Anderson Cooper on CNN got blunt with a MAGOP strategist dancing around when questioned about how the Trump administration shutting the USAID offices was risking lives by delaying a program of emergency medical assistance for AIDS patients oversees that has saved 25 million lives.  (When Brad Todd said he’s “not arguing against PEPFAR,” and added, “No I’m not, no I’m not,” Cooper finally had enough and pointedly snapped back, “Well, you seem to be because you're avoiding answering any questions.”   You can see the video here.)
 
And there’s more, and most of this was either today or since Friday.  And we’re still only 15 days into Trump’s time in office.
 
But it's worse or even more stupid than this.
​ 
But it's worse or even more stupid than this.  And most news coverage didn’t touch on what was (to me) the most terrible thing about yesterday’s cave-in on Mexico and Canada for Trump.  The focus was largely on how he had to back down and got nothing for it.  And that’s bad enough.
 
But it’s not even really the problem.
 
That’s because, lost in the morass of flying papers and screams, the whole "point" of Trump's tariffs on Canada and Mexico (and China, which shouldn’t be overlooked, and was by most analysts, as if the tariffs on China don’t matter because, gee, we don’t really import or export all that much of anything from them) was something else entirely.
 
From everything Trump has been ranting about for weeks, the whole “point” of his tariffs -- was supposed to be economic imbalance, and these Trump tariffs were supposed to even that out, reclaim the lost billions and put pressure on the countries to change their economic policies.
 
These "deals" Trump got Mexico and Canada – which there were doing anything – have absolutely zero to do with the economy.  They’re only about supposed border security and drug enforcement.  The economy?  The balance of trade?  Nah, nowhere to be found.
 
The problem with that – aside from the obvious and how incompetent and out of control Trump is coming across, more than usual – is that it’s the “tariffs” that Trump pushed to his base that he was going to put on all these countries and get back the money we’re owed.  And that still hasn’t been accomplished.  (As if it ever would be…)  And even his base may start to wonder – er, hey, what about the tariffs?  What about trade?  What about how this was supposed to help the economy and bring down prices???
 
But this was about none of that.  In fact, this was about nothing.
Picture
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Picture
    Picture
    Elisberg Industries gets a commission if you click here before shopping on Amazon.
    Picture
    Follow @relisberg

    Author

    Robert J. Elisberg is a political commentator, screenwriter, novelist, tech writer and also some other things that I just tend to keep forgetting. 

    Elisberg is a two-time recipient of the Lucille Ball Award for comedy screenwriting. He's written for film, TV, the stage, and two best-selling novels, is a regular columnist for the Writers Guild of America and was for
    the Huffington Post.  Among his other writing, he has a long-time column on technology (which he sometimes understands), and co-wrote a book on world travel.  As a lyricist, he is a member of ASCAP, and has contributed to numerous publications.

    Picture
           Available on Amazon

    Picture
           Available on Amazon

    Picture
           Feedspot Badge of Honor

    Archives

    January 2026
    December 2025
    November 2025
    October 2025
    September 2025
    August 2025
    July 2025
    June 2025
    May 2025
    April 2025
    March 2025
    February 2025
    January 2025
    December 2024
    November 2024
    October 2024
    September 2024
    August 2024
    July 2024
    June 2024
    May 2024
    April 2024
    March 2024
    February 2024
    January 2024
    December 2023
    November 2023
    October 2023
    September 2023
    August 2023
    July 2023
    June 2023
    May 2023
    April 2023
    March 2023
    February 2023
    January 2023
    December 2022
    November 2022
    October 2022
    September 2022
    August 2022
    July 2022
    June 2022
    May 2022
    April 2022
    March 2022
    February 2022
    January 2022
    December 2021
    November 2021
    October 2021
    September 2021
    August 2021
    July 2021
    June 2021
    May 2021
    April 2021
    March 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    November 2020
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014
    August 2014
    July 2014
    June 2014
    May 2014
    April 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013
    July 2013
    June 2013
    May 2013
    April 2013
    March 2013
    February 2013
    January 2013

    Categories

    All
    Animals
    Audio
    Audio Land
    Books
    Business
    Chicago
    Consumer Product
    Education
    Email Interview
    Entertainment
    Environment
    Fine Art
    Food
    From The Management
    Health
    History
    Huffery
    Humor
    International
    Internet
    Journalism
    Law
    Los Angeles
    Media
    Morning News Round Up
    Movies
    Music
    Musical
    Personal
    Photograph
    Piano Puzzler
    Politics
    Popular Culture
    Profiles
    Quote Of The Day
    Radio
    Religion
    Restaurants
    Science
    Sports
    Technology
    Tech Tip
    Theater
    The Writers Workbench
    Tidbits
    Travel
    Tv
    Twitter
    Video
    Videology
    Well Worth Reading
    Words-o-wisdom
    Writing

    RSS Feed

© Copyright Robert J. Elisberg 2026
Contact Us    About EI    Chicago Cubs
  • Home
  • Blog
  • Products
    • Books
    • Movies
  • About Elisberg Industries
    • Our Corporate Board
    • Information Overstock
    • Elisberg Industries Entertainment Information
    • Elisberg Statistical Center of American Research
    • Consultancy Service
  • Contact
    • How to Find Us
  • Kudos
  • Good Things to Know
    • The BOB Page
    • Sites You Might Actually Like