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By the Beautiful See

9/28/2017

2 Comments

 
I had a Twitter exchange a few nights ago which had me weary for a while.  On the one hand, it was just a simple, personal exchange and of no importance to reference it.  But more than that, I realized that it oddly sums-up a problem with political discourse today, what I'll called "blind listening.  It happens on both sides, to be clear, though I feel comfortable saying that I  think it occurs far more on the conservative end.  Yes, I know I'm biased about that, but I have reasons to support thinking that's the case.  After all, the Far RIght are the people who are able to listen to Donald Trump talk and completely disregard all the utterly-hellish things he says about Gold Star families, ridiculing disabled people, grabbing women against their will, dismissing military heroes who were tortured in captivity and so much more which would sink any other candidate into oblivion.  Furthermore, this is the man who specifically said he could shoot someone in the middle of the streets of New York and his supporters would still follow him.  And these are the disciples who chided Democrats by saying, "You people listen to what he says, rather than what he means.  We listen to what he means, rather than what he says."

So, I stand by my position that this phenomenon I dealt with last night is far more common among conservatives.

It began when I received a reply from a Trump supporter who disagreed with something I'd written.  Shocking, I know.  (Oddly, I'd written it quite a few weeks ago, but apparently it just came into her field of vision.)  For a specific reason which will become clear soon, I'll leave out for the moment what I had initially written.  But it concerned Trump's pardon of Joe Arpaio.  As readers here might imagine, what I wrote was not positive.  And to that, the dear woman replied --

"No Sheriff Joe is great  such a good man and law officer and the President did a good thing.  I am glad"

My initial reaction was to explain why Joe Arpaio is as far from a great and good man as a breaded fish stick is from my car repairman.  But before diving into to what would surely be a head-numbing endeavor, I checked back to see what, in fact, I'd written weeks earlier.  When I saw it, all I could do was sigh deeply, since it turned out to just be a simple lead-in for people to click on a link I had provided to an article I wrote.  (Something on these pages, in fact.)  So, rather than debate her on the merits, what I instead tweeted back was --

"Clearly you didn't read my article, since it had ZERO to do with if Arapaio deserved a pardon. It was on problems Trump caused himself."  

And so it was.  You may recall it.  I presented five reasons why the Trump pardon was seriously problematic for Trump himself, regardless of whether or not Arpaio was a great and good man who deserved it. (For instance, I noted that the public tends to not like pardons in general, and this particular pardon was foolish for Trum because it not only saved Arpaio merely about two weeks in jail, but Arpaio accepting the pardon was an admission of guilt.)  That was what the article was about.  And the tweet.  That it was on problems Trump caused for himself.  To which she quickly replied --  which is the point of all this:

"That is not what was written i just answered what I saw."

And that, in a nutshell -- pun intended -- is when I realized we had in a single sentence a microcosm of TrumpLove acolyte fandom, whose fingers-in-the-ear deafness not only explained the breakdown in rational discourse, but also explained a significant reason why so many people could vote for such a sociopathic, racist, egomaniacal, lying, misogynistic, incompetent con man, ignoring all that and blindly hearing what they wanted to hear. As a result, I realized all I could reply was --

"That is not only PRECISELY what was written, almost 'word for word,' but I also provided a link to my article which explained it in detail."

And, in fact, I was being spot-on honest and accurate, without hyperble.  It was PRECISELY what was written, almost "word for word."  And that then brings us to what the initial tweet was that I written.  What I had written was, and I quote --

"I believe Trump caused FAR more problems for himself with Arpaio's pardon than is generally perceived. Here's why - "  (And I then included a link to the article.)

Boy howdy, as far as I can tell, "It was on problems Trump caused himself" is indeed pretty darn word-for-word close to "I believe Trump caused FAR more problems for himself."  

But in Trump-sighted fantasy eyes, she just -- well, as she herself said, she just answered what she saw.  Never mind the words that were actually written.  And written in really simple, clear English.  (And never mind that she stopped there, after only 18 words, and didn't even bother to read the actual article it linked to which I specifically said ("Here's why -- ") was the total point of the comment.)

Perhaps 18 words is the limit of her stamina, and anything more hurts.  I don't know.  Actually, in phrasing that previous sentence, I had initially written, "...is the limit of her comprehension," but realized that "comprehension" wasn't a standard that was appropriate.

Yes, it was just a personal exchange.  But "I just answered what I saw" was simply to vast a concept in today's conservative universe that I couldn't pass it up.

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Some people merely see what they want.  Some people don't listen to "What he said" and only interpret for themselves, what they more comfortably believe he means.  Some people would indeed still support a person even if he shot someone in the middle of New York.  Some people choose to ignore reality because it's too inconvenient for them, and instead accept a sociopathic misogynistic racist con man because the con is easier for them to swallow.

A fool and their country is soon parted.

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Arnie Kanter
9/28/2017 04:16:43 pm

Robert I tried to messenger you a reply to our Cubs thread and I don't think I succeeded, so here's another try in a different way. This is the talk that I'll give on YK in my congregation. It will follow a talk given by a woman who has converted from becoming a Red Sox fan to being a Cubs fan and from Catholicism to Judaism.

YK 2017

Shana Tova.

I gotta be honest here, I’m very jealous of Marie being able to convert from the Red Sox to the Cubs and from Catholicism to Judaism.

I was born a Jew and remain a Jew; born a Cubs fan and remain a Cubs fan.

How dull is that? After all, doesn’t growth require change?

This is my 34th consecutive Open Mike talk. And, I asked myself, “Boychick, Isn’t that long enough?” (And I’ll be honest, I added, “for Chrisake,” because we Jews always say “for Chrisake” when we want to emphasize something.)

I mean, unlike Moses, I actually entered the promise land, when Carol and I drove to Cleveland for the seventh game last year. We drove there without tickets. Friends were shocked to hear that we’d do that, but I told them, “He provided a ram for Isaac, didn’t He?” I knew we’d be just fine, because that’s why God created StubHub

That Seventh Game was a highlight of my life. I’d say ‘the” highlight of my life, but Carol gets really angry when, talking about that seventh game, I suggest that our marriage and the birth of our kids may have been close, but……

Anyway, after the game, when all of the Cubs fans stuck around at the lower level of the park, I saw a lady holding a large sign that expressed exactly how I felt. The sign said, “Now I can die in peace.” Not “die happy,’ because that would not have captured it, but “in peace.”

And, it’s true, this year there’s been a new calm about me. Sure Carol and I went to a lot of Cubs games, and recorded and watched almost every game that we didn’t go to. But, we were World Champions, so what did it really matter if we lost? The perpetual angst I had felt for over seventy years of Cubs fandom was gone.

So, I’ve decided that this is it, my last Open Mike at JRC. I still have a passion for baseball. But I need a new outlook. I need a perspective from not winning the World Series every year is a shanda. I need my angst back.

So, I’ve decided to convert. I’m going to become a Catholic, and a Yankees fan.

Becoming Catholic is easy, and convenient. Easy because they worship one of our boys. And convenient, because the cardinal’s home is directly across the street from our condo. I can stop over for a Bud with the cardinal any time, and shoot the breeze. And, besides, I’ve been speaking in churches for over thirty years, so I’m comfortable there.

Now, admittedly, becoming a Yankee fan is much tougher. But not impossible. After all, Joe Girardi, a Northwestern graduate and former Cub became the Yankee’s catcher and manager. And Girardi is a Catholic, as I will be. Oh, sure, as a Jew, it was nice to feel pride in Sandy Koufax and Hank Greenberg, but they were never Cubs. So just imagine being a Catholic Yankees fan, who can claim Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio and Yogi Berra. Who wouldn’t kvell (if Catholics can kvell; I’ve gotta ask the cardinal about that)?

In case any of you want to continue to follow me, I’ve convinced the folks at Holy Name Cathedral to institute an Open Mike tradition at the close of Easter Services. (Easter, by the way, generally comes around the time of your Passover.)

So, until then, L’ Shana Ha Ba-a B’ Yankee stadium. And may God bless you all, my children.

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Robert Elisberg
9/29/2017 11:57:01 am

Arnie, thanks for this -- no, your Messenger DM didn't go through. But glad this did, it's wonderful. And very funny. (How can one not love that it's harder to convert to being a Yankees fan than to Catholicism?) And I loved the "your Passover." Having gone to Northwestern myself, I'm glad you noted the beloved Joe Girardi. (For what it's worth, another connection -- my dad went to Hyde Park High, too. Decades before you...) By the way, I recall reading a piece you wrote about your Cleveland trip for the Seventh Game -- I think you sent me a link to it. Whatever, it was terrific. I'm still not sure if any baseball angst is required though, having wandered in the wilderness long enough. Besides, it's still easy to gnash one's teeth at any loss...

P.S. If the "converting to Catholicism" thing doesn't take hold, I just realized you might try becoming a Seventh Game Adventist.

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