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Kukla, Fran and Ollieween

10/31/2025

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This is the Halloween broadcast of Kukla, Fran & Ollie I mentioned the other day that aired 76 years ago tonight, on October 31, 1949.
 
It follows up on the episode a few nights earlier, when Beulah Witch was preparing for her fellow alums and teachers from Witch Normal college coming to town for a Halloween convention – but a small crisis comes up that she has to avert.  As things develop, the other Kuklapolitans excitedly prepare for trick-or-treating, and sing a bunch of songs along the way – my favorite being Beulah Witch’s rendition of “That Old Black Magic.”
 
The episode also shows off Burr Tillstrom’s artistry well – though it’s subtle because he does it with such ease. 
 
The first is the opening of the show when music director Jack Fascianato plays the KF&O theme “Here We Are Again,” and he’s joined by two Kuklapolitans accompanying him on toy pianos.  It’s amusing and generally just plunking on the keys, except if you listen closely he actually is getting some of the theme music correct.  (And made all the better because one of the two is my fave, the lunatic Cecil Bill.)  And the other comes later in the episode when Kukla, Fran and Ollie sing a trio – with Tillstrom going back and forth with the two voices.  As I said, it’s comes across with such natural ease, but it’s no small trick singing a duet with yourself.
 
By the way, I noticed a bit of information posted with this video.  Over 700 episodes of the show were transferred to digital thanks to funding from the Burr Tillstrom Copyright Trust and fans of the show – as well as, most interestingly, the Jane Henson Foundation.  As I’ve written in the past, Jim Henson always said that Burr Tillstrom and Kukla, Fran and Ollie were one of his big inspirations to get into puppetry and ultimately create The Muppets.  And his wife’s helping to fund this clearly supports that.  Special thanks were given, as well, to the Chicago History Museum for its invaluable help in the process.
 
And now – trick or treat!
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The Best Halloween

10/31/2025

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It's Halloween, so we turn these pages over to the day.  Those waiting for politics or other folderol will just have to wait a moment.  Some things have priority.

I told this story in 2018 (almost to the day, but definitely to the occasion), but it bears repeating.  My favorite Halloween memory came about 20 years ago.  And it involved a Staples office supply store.  No, really.

In the late afternoon, I parked in the lot of my local West L.A. Staples and headed towards the building.  And coming outside at that moment was Ray Bradbury.
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​Now, mind you, that alone would have been good enough.  I've always loved Ray Bradbury's writing, and the first book of his I'd read was his classic Something Wicked This Way Comes, which centers around Halloween.  But then, so did many of his works.  He wrote a collection of stories, The October Country.  One of his creepy stories is "The October Game".  He wrote a short novel, The Halloween Tree.  And much more. 

Side note: years after I read the book, Disney Studios made a movie out of Something Wicked This Way Comes.  A friend at the studio got me a copy of the screenplay and poster, both personally signed to me by Ray Bradbury.  Which I still have.  So, the author, book, and the connection to Halloween has long been strong with me.
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And then there was Ray Bradbury.   On Halloween.
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​I tend not to go up to celebrities.  And Ray Bradbury was clearly not in the best of health, helped by a caregiver.  But...this was Ray Bradbury.  And it was Halloween, for goodness sake.  You don't ignore that and expect to have any self-respect.  It would almost like avoiding Santa on Christmas.  Sure, Ray Bradbury was busy because he's the patron saint of the holiday, but he more than almost anyone in the world is celebrating the day to its fullest.  And wants the day itself celebrated to the fullest.

So, I walked over, simply said how much I enjoyed his writing and expected to leave it at that.  But he was charming, and engaged me in conversation, helped in part by him finding out that I grew up near where he did, in Waukegan, Illinois.  (Glencoe, where I'm from, is about 25 miles directly south.)  I don't recall a great many specifics about the conversation, though I do remember his saying how Halloween was his favorite holiday.  (Gee, no kidding!) 

Which is why it came as a thrill -- and is my favorite Halloween memory -- when, as we parted, Ray Bradbury wished me, "Happy Halloween."
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The Detail Detail

10/30/2025

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​The long backstory isn't important here.  The short version is that there was a leak in the pipes above my parking spot in my building's garage.  And it wasn't just plain water the fell on my car's windshield and roof, but with calcium from the old pipes, which calcified and were impossible to completely remove.
Worse, it had hardened and lightly scratched the glass.  I checked about having the windshield replaced, which would have been around $550.  (And yes, the building will pay for it, but still...)

As it happened, when the plumber came to replace the pipes, I went down to watch, and offhandedly got into a discussion with the guy, Abner.  He suggested that, rather than replace the window, I should take it to a body shop that should be able to address the damage.  When I asked if he knew any place, he mentioned a shop that happened to be walking distance from my home and gave them a call.  (It's a long walk, but one that I take often on my morning jaunts, since it's across the street from a couple of grocery stores I go to.)

The fellow at the body shop, Javier, thought they could 
repair the windshield by detailing the outside of the car, but can never be sure until it’s done.  He also said they couldn't just do the windshield, but would have to detail the whole car.  But even at that (assuming it works), it would cost $380, quite a bit less than replacing the windshield.  

Jumping to the end of the story -- it not only worked, but was superb.  The scratches were not only gone...but so was the streaking on the roof, and so were several scratches and dings that I'd had for a few years, and even a problem I recently got with my bumper (which likely needed addressing at some point) is improved -- and -- and the car looks spectacular, like brand new off the lot.  And the process even protects the car's paint to a degree, as well.  None of which would have been done, if I had just replaced the windshield, and all for almost $200 less. 
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​When I profusely thanked Javier for the great job, he just dismissed it as doing his job.  That's what his shop does.  Yes, I said, though everyone just does their job, but some people and some shops do it especially well.

(He also suggested getting the interior detailed, though as I told him, some people are "car guys" who want everything about their car to be impeccable.  But that wasn't me.  He completely understood.)

[UPDATE: I have since learned the name of the person on staff who did the work -- Jovany.  So, appreciation goes to him, as well.]


I mention all this for three reasons.  The first, that I'm just very pleased with the worked and the results, and wanted to offer my praise.

The second that if anyone lives in West Los Angeles and ever needs body work on their car, and doesn't know a body shop, this is -- Bill Dunn Auto Upholstery, at 222 Stoner Ave. (around Barrington and Olympic), across from the Ralphs and Trader Joe's grocery stores.  310-451-3495.  And ask for Javier, who runs the place.

And the third is that wherever you live, if you have some light damage to your windshield, or some dings to your car, or after several years you'd like your car to look brand new, it seems really worth it to at least consider getting the outside of your car detailed.
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The Meaning of This

10/30/2025

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The polls lately have been disastrous for Trump.  Not only plummeting to an overall low after only nine months, but lows on signature issues and deep lows with important parts of his base.
 
His overall approval has hit a devastating 37%.  Among Hispanics, whose support helped him win in 2024, has crashed even far-lower, to just 25%.  Support on his handling of immigration, arguably his signature issue, is hovering at a stunning 41%.  Just yesterday, a poll on him demolishing the East Wing of the White House to build a ballroom is only 25% approve – 61% disapprove.  And on and on and on…
 
Across the board, even Independents and moderate Republicans who voted for Trump are feeling buyer’s remorse – after only nine months.  Poll after poll show Trump under 50% (often in the low-40s) on a massive list of issues. 

“I didn’t vote for this”, a growing number of his onetime supporters are saying.
 
Tax cuts for billionaires
Closing rural hospitals
Higher inflation
Rising prices
Throwing 14 million Americans off of healthcare
Drastically raising healthcare costs for 40-50 million Americans
Deporting mothers, school kids, gardeners, rather than “the Worst of the Worst”
The military in cities
Hiding the Epstein files
Tariffs on everything – and then raising the tariffs more.
The U.S. government buying shares of companies, an action which is literally the core of socialism

“I didn’t vote for this.”  We keep hearing it on the news.  But even more, we also see it in the poll numbers. When you get 49% in an election, but your support is anywhere below that overall or on specific issues – let alone far below that, down to 37% overall – it shows that people are seeing action and thinking, “I didn’t vote for this.”​
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​That's yesterday, from the new poll from The Economist/YouGov.  And the full report is even worse than the graphic.

​“I didn’t vote for this.”  I didn’t vote for the cruelty we’re seeing.  I didn’t vote for literally tearing down the entire East Wing of the White House.  I didn't vote for freezing research funding to colleges.  I didn’t vote for bombing unknown people in boats without due process just because you suspect them of carrying drugs.  I didn't vote for making Canada a state or buying Greenland.  I didn’t for the president to release an AI video of himself wearing a crown and piloting a jet while dumping sh*t on Americans.  ​
 
“I didn’t vote for this.”  And we see that in the results of every Special Election since Trump took office, with Democrats gaining an average of 16 points. I didn’t vote for indicting your political opponents just because they went against you.  The FBI Director who wouldn’t what you wanted.  The Democratic U.S. Senator who prosecuted you in your first impeachment trial.  The Democratic New York Attorney General who convicted you for business fraud.  The Democratic Congresswoman who protested ICE arrests.  “I didn’t vote for this.

I didn't vote for this.  I didn't vote for nominating a self-proclaimed Nazi to be White House Counsel.  I didn't vote for commuting the seven-year sentence, after only three months, of an admitted felon who was expelled from Congress.  I didn't vote for Trump suing his own Justice Department to pay himself a quarter of a billion dollars -- that he himself will decide on.  I didn't vote for cancelling trade with Canada -- our oldest ally and top trading partner.
 
Over and over.  “I didn’t vote for this.”
 
The thing is, though --

You did.  This is exactly what you voted for.
 
You saw Trump in his first term.  You heard him call Mexicans “rapists” and “murderers.”  You saw him get impeached -- twice.  You heard him say that the U.S. Constitution was just a piece of paper, and he’d like to tear it up.  You saw him dismissively toss rolls of paper towels at devastated hurricane victims.  You heard him call Third World countries “sh*t holes.”  You saw him pass the biggest tax cut for billionaires in U.S. history.  You saw him ignore doctors and science and trash the COVID vaccine and facemasks and suggest drinking bleach.  You heard him say after a neo-Nazi rally that there were “very fine people” on both sides.  You saw how he called Insurrectionists to Washington, D.C. to overthrow democracy.  And you saw him repeatedly say he hated Obamacare, wanted to get rid of the program, and had a “Big Beautiful Healthcare Bill” that he would be revealing “in two weeks” -- and heard him say that for nine years without revealing it.
 
And you saw him during the four years after that – you heard him say endlessly (and to this day) how the election was rigged against him.  You saw him lose 61 election denial cases.  You saw him get convicted of 34 felonies, and adjudicated for the equivalence of rape, and found guilty of business fraud.  You saw him indicted for stealing top secret documents.  You heard him say he wanted to be a dictator “for a day”.  You heard him say he would pardon the Insurrectionists.  You saw him endorse a candidate who privately called himself a “Black Nazi.”  You heard him say that “I want to be your retribution.”  You heard him say he loves tariffs.  You saw him have a neo-Nazi for dinner at Mar-a-Lago.  You heard him tell white supremacists to “Stand back and stand by.”  You saw him forget words and make them up, which psychologists call “paraphasia,” which they say is a sign of dementia.  You hear him get stories completely wrong, yet stick by them even when contradicted by the actual participants in the events – which psychologists say is a sign of dementia. You heard him say windmills cause cancer, and solar batteries don’t work at night, and that we had airports in the Revolutionary War.  You saw him dance for 30-minutes on stage at a Town Hall, without saying a word.
 
You saw all this.  And so much more.  You saw who Trump was.  You heard Trump say who Trump was.  Over and over.  For the past nine years.
 
Who did you think you were voting for??!!
 
Because this is who you voted for.
 
I think it’s great that at least some people – many people, in fact – are now regretting their vote and finally acknowledging how horrific and literally fascist (by every book definition) Trump is.  And taking away their support.  Better late than never.
 
And I think it’s great if a person saying, “Oh, my god, was I wrong.  I deeply regret my vote for Trump.  Good for that, too.
 
But to hide behind, “This isn’t what I voted for”???  Sorry, that an overwhelming lack of self-awareness.  I certainly understand that that’s sometimes what it takes for people to self-protect themselves from admitting a horrifically bad decision and allowing them to at last disapprove of Trump and his issues.  So be it.
 
The problem with not acknowledging it though, with not admitting that this is who you voted for, is that it risks you voting for such a person again.  And risks you not recognizing that it wasn’t just Trump you voted for – but that you also voted for all the MAGOPs in Congress and your state and local elections who supported and enabled Trump in everything he did.  For which you said “This isn’t what I voted for.” 
 
But that you did vote for.  Over and over and over and over again.  Trump and every MAGOP who happily protected and still protect all these things you say you don’t support.
 
“I didn’t vote for this.”
 
You did.  Over and over.  And good for you to finally have had enough and stop supporting it.  Whatever reason you tell yourself.  Just “not supporting” Trump – and hopefully those too who defend things you say you didn’t mean to vote for – is the most critical starting point.  So…good!!
 
But -- it’s just a starting point.  Because you did vote for this.  And you did vote for those who have supported and enabled and protected this.  The thing is, though, we all screw up and make mistakes, every one of us, and sometimes, too, we vote for people we regret.  It happens.
 
And if you do regret it now -- wonderful.  Acknowledge that you did vote for this, so that you know what not to vote for next time.

And so you can help everyone clean up this mess.  That you voted for,.

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The Daily Stewart This Week

10/29/2025

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If you didn't see the Jon Stewart's Monday hosting of The Daily Show this week, it was wonderful.  Extremely funny.  Basically, he spends most of his time seeking sympathy for Trump who feels so underappreciated.  And offers his form of appreciation...
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Sí, Se Puede!!

10/29/2025

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Fine, so Trump and his MAGOP allies want to hint that he can become president for a third term. He can't, but they hint that they have all these plans. (Everyone has plans, that's the easy part.  Getting them to work -- that's what's hard.)  Still, though, MAGOPs hint that they have plans for Trump.  But...why only him?

If Trump can figure out a way to become president for a third term (he can't), then any former president can.  It works both ways, y'know.

Which means Trump's worst nightmare --

​Barack Obama 2028!!

The best laid plans of mice and men.  Oooops.  There's another political party.  "We forgot."


If anything can stop Trump hopes and dreams plans in their track, the mere thought of Barack Obama (who was far more popular than Trump ever was -- even at his peak, and Trump is now floundering at 37%) becoming president again would problem freeze them into immobilized terror and inaction.

And Barack Obama would only be a vibrant 64 years old in 2028.  Trump, who is already looking enfeebled, will be two decades older than that, at 83.

He could run, although it's un-Constitutional.  He could be the running mate of -- well, anybody.  Including -- me.  And that person, like me, would easily win because Democrats would know that that person would immediately resign, making Barack Obama president again.  Even though he'd still be elected to the job, and that's un-Constitutional.

Or if Democrats retake the House, as I suspect (and as MAGOPs fear) they could vote for anyone to be Speaker.  He doesn't have to be a member.  And they could name Barack Obama the new Speaker.  And when 2028 comes along, whatever ticket Democrats nominate, they'd pledge to both resign, which -- by the law of succession -- would make Barack Obama president.  He wouldn't even have to be elected to anything.

I know that one fear of Democrats is that they don't trust the Supreme Court, who they're terrified could ignore the U.S. Constitution and the 22nd Amendment -- and they would rule that somehow a former two-term president could have a third term.  Well...

...Barack Obama could announce his interest to be president again, someone should figure out a way to sue him, and President Obama would lose in court but keep appealing, up to the Supreme Court.  And SCOTUS would either have to rule on his eligibility (and would rightly declare it illegal) or refuse to even hear the case, letting the last Appeals Court be the Law of the Land, setting their own precedent.

And yes, yes, yes, I know this is all ludicrous foolishness.  But I really think that if Democrats (and I know mean party officials, but any Democrats, and a base growing in number) started floating the name of Barack Obama as president again, it would -- at the very least -- make MAGOPs realize the possibility that if they kept pushing Trump for a third term, they don't live in a vacuum, and their efforts might come back to haunt them.

No, Barack Obama doesn't want to be president for a third term.  And this remains ludicrous foolishness.  But he doesn't have to want to run again.  I plan on drafting him!!  If he doesn't want to throw his hat in the ring -- I've just done it for him!!

Barack Obama 2028.  Yes, we can!!!

MAGOPs won't know what hit them.  Indeed, to paraphrase a Democrat president who won four times -- and was the very cause of the 22nd Amendment to become law:

The only thing they have to fear is Bar himself.

Now, if only we could find the right running mate...
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