But the good thing is that that led to a hilarious response by Scott Beggs on the website, Film School Rejects. The hugely tongue-in-cheek piece is called, "But Why Can't I Urinate in My Seat at the Movies?"
It comes filled with detailed defenses why this should be allowed and suggestions on how it could all be accomplished, all the while slamming those who would disagree, done with the same ferocity as his "kindred-spirit" Mr. Dash, even including the same "church" photo as does the social media maven. He also makes a slam at the highly-admired Drafthouse theater complex in Texas, writing --
"Newsflash Alamo Drafthouse worshippers: there’s a new breed of movie lover who has never been able to sit through an entire movie because we lack the self-control to not drink that 64oz Big Red before the previews, and we’re done being bullied."
I've avoided linking to to Anil Dash's tantrum, since I respect you dear readers here too much, but Mr. Beggs includes it, so those of you compelled to try to read the epic can do so. You can find the wonderful Beggs article here.