For what it’s worth, Ed Solomon is a very good screenwriter. (Among other things, he wrote the Men in Black and Bill and Ted…” movies. I interviewed him years ago for a WGA column I did.) I only mention that for perspective. Mainly, I love his joke and the phrasing of it – and it also especially hit home because a friend took his daughter to the Santa Monica beach the other night because she wanted to get a better view of this.