During the Commander-in-Chief Forum, when Donald Trump was asked about his supposed Secret Plan to stop ISIS, his convoluted response made clear he didn't have a clue about one. Indeed, when he explained -- in future tense, mind you -- "When I do come up with a plan I like..." that makes eminently clear in his own words that, no, he doesn't have a Secret Plan. Or any plan, period. In the end, the best explanation he could come up with when trying to answer was that he would talk to the generals. Needless-to-say, there were those on social media who immediately ridiculed the concept to the degree that it sounded like a song out of Dr. Doolittle. And so it does. So, with thanks to Leslie Bricusse, just click "Play," and then follow the bouncing Trump and sing along. If I could talk to the generals Just imagine it Letting them solve everything for me. A plan that surely would stop ISIS, And every other crisis, What a huge assistance that would be! If I could talk to the generals Many people say I could put my name on all the jets. And I would even go to court, sure, Make it law to torture Families, little children and their pets. I would become the best of pals with Putin Because, believe me, he tells me that I’m good. If people asked if I’d give nukes for Syria’s? It’s not mysterious. I would! If I conferred with the upper brass Had a Secret Plan. Everyone could see I was no dunce. If I could stand with the generals, band with the generals, Bomb and have big hands like a general's I could be great for once!
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