I want to say that I just read the most wonderful book ever, A Christmas Carol 2: The Return of Scrooge. I thought, 'Who in the world would ever want to read a book about Christmas in April??!' But then I realized, funny is funny any time. And this book is Funny with a capital 'F.' Not since I read The Great Gatsby has literature moved me so much. Well, okay, I didn't actually read The Great Gatsby, but I saw the movie. Actually, I didn't see the movie, since it hasn't opened yet, but I did see a TV ad for it. And it looks great. Okay, I haven't seen any TV ads, but I like Leonard DiCaprio and he always pick great movies to do (except The Beach), so I'm sure The Great Gatsby is great. And A Christmas Carol 2: The Return of Scrooge is every bit as good and probably even funnier, even though it doesn't have Leonard DiCaprio in it. So, that means I liked it a whole lot. Even though it wasn't Christmas, either.
Thanks very much for writing this book. It made me a better person.
A grateful reader.
God bless us, everyone 2.