But Ms. Fiorina -- a graduate of Stanford, which was playing Iowa in the Rose Bowl (Iowa, you know Iowa, the state that's holding the first presidential caucus...) -- sent out a tweet a few days ago that said...well, here read it for yourself because you might not believe me.
It will not shock you that the response on her Twitter account was scathing in pointing out the hilarious and blatantly pathetic pandering.
And just as a reminder, her new-love Iowa was crushed in the Rose Bowl by the rejected Stanford by a score of 45-16.
Apparently, hell hath no fury like an alma mater scorned. But I'm sure that Iowa voters will appreciate how much her support helped...