But y'know what I think is the real cause of all that crime? Al Capone! And his bootleg liquor. So, better than just merely sending in "the Feds," I think they should send in Elliot Ness.
But if the crime *is* caused by "morality," maybe they should send in former pastor Mike Huckabee. And that'd be easy, since Sarah could just call up her dad.
Of course, if it's a lack of morality that concerns them, why use all those frequent flyer miles going to Chicago, just send the Feds on a tour of White House. Trump can probably get them a discount.