Velshi: Here, I have this note for you.
Tur: I saw you writing something. I didn't know what it was. (Unfolds it.) Should I read this out loud?
Velshi: You judge.
Tur (reads): "Damn, Katy, I would like..."
Velshi: "DEAR Katy, DEAR Katy, DEAR Katy." (Crew cracks up. An awestruck Velshi fights to keep from bursting out in laughter.) I'm not that good with the handwriting. It's "DEAR Katy," not "Damn Katy." "DEAR Katy."
(Crew still laughing. Tur turns back and looks into the camera behind her, with a sheepish, deer-in-the-headlights "Oh, God, did I just really do that??" expression.)
[UPDATE: And here it is! Scroll down to the bottom. Actual proof that I wasn't a-lying... ]