Life as We Know It Is Safe

You can rest easy.  The soccer match is over, and both England and Uruguay scored, so the solar vortex has been avoided, and the universe won't be sucked into an eternall nil-nil nothingness.

Uruguay came out victorious -- 2 to 1.  This means that England surprisingly is on the verge of being eliminated from the World Cup.

So, actually, they might feel differently in England about the universe not being sucked into nothingness...