Life as We Know It Is Safe

6/19/2014

You can rest easy. The soccer match is over, and both England and Uruguay scored, so the solar vortex has been avoided, and the universe won't be sucked into an eternall nil-nil nothingness.

Uruguay came out victorious -- 2 to 1. This means that England surprisingly is on the verge of being eliminated from the World Cup.

So, actually, they might feel differently in England about the universe not being sucked into nothingness...

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Robert J. Elisberg is a two-time recipient of the Lucille Ball Award for comedy screenwriting. He's written for film, TV, the stage, and two best-selling novels, and is a regular columnist for the Huffington Post and the Writers Guild of America. Among his other writing, he has a long-time column on technology (which he sometimes understands), and co-wrote a book on world travel. As a lyricist, he is a member of ASCAP, and has contributed to numerous publications.

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