So, it now turns out that Trump keeps tweeting because he asks his EX-WIFE about it, and she prompts him to. Well, that explains a LOT!
"Sure, Donald, oh, my, yes, you keep tweeting, it's great, no really, it makes you look so smart and powerful, yes, yes, you keep tweeting, everyone loves it, and you get to tell the truth, your words, and the media can't touch you when you tweet, you just show who's the best, tweet on, my dearest, tweet on, if only the world knew that all the problems are the fault of the people in Puerto Rico, especially that mayor of San Juan, if only they knew, so keep tweeting, my Donald, keep tweeting, it shows everyone the you I know, tweet, tweet, don't stop ...Oh, just one question before I log off -- people are allowed to write alimony checks in prison, aren't they? Let me know, and kisses to, my love to the first three children. I dream of your next tweet."
I just hope he isn't calling her for advice about what to do with North Korea.
"Sure, Donald, oh, my, yes, you keep tweeting, it's great, no really, it makes you look so smart and powerful, yes, yes, you keep tweeting, everyone loves it, and you get to tell the truth, your words, and the media can't touch you when you tweet, you just show who's the best, tweet on, my dearest, tweet on, if only the world knew that all the problems are the fault of the people in Puerto Rico, especially that mayor of San Juan, if only they knew, so keep tweeting, my Donald, keep tweeting, it shows everyone the you I know, tweet, tweet, don't stop ...Oh, just one question before I log off -- people are allowed to write alimony checks in prison, aren't they? Let me know, and kisses to, my love to the first three children. I dream of your next tweet."
I just hope he isn't calling her for advice about what to do with North Korea.
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