Now, before you go and get your nose bent all out of joint, just know that I think he was only referring to Trump's beautiful, rosewood armoire.
Other possibilities --
"History" is defined as "Today, between 8-9:30 AM."
Cabinet meetings serve Kool-Aid.
This is translated from the original Russian.
Dr. Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos don't count.
Tom Price and Wilbur Ross don't count.
Rex Tillerson and Jeff Sessions don't count.
Doesn't know all the cabinet members.
Looked like his nose was growing longer in mid-sentence.
Thought she had asked about literally every other president.