I suspect that with the long timeout of no Trump COVID press conference after his bleach debacle, his staff felt it was safe to finally start again. Hey, what could he do worse than THAT??!!
"Okay, who's next? You, with the AP." "Sir, when you endorsed the woman pushing Demon Sperm and Alien DNA..." "That's a nasty question. Next person." "Yes, I'd like to follow-up on what she was asking. When you said the woman pushing Alien DNA and Demon Sperm was a wonderful doctor, what was the standard of medical care you were using for..." "Next. No questions about Alien DNA and Demon Sperm. You, in the second row.." "Yes, sir, I want to know if you also believe in dreamworld pregnancies, just like the women you endorsed who believes in Alien DNA and Demon Sperm?" "I said no questions about Alien DNA and Demon...well, you know." "It wasn't a question about Alien DNA and Demon Sperm, it was a question about dreamworld pregnancies. I only mentioned Alien DNA and Demon Sperm to help identify who.." "You're a very, very nasty person. Is there someone here from OAN? Anyone? Ah, good, yes, what's you're question? And you're very beautiful." "Thank you, your Grace. By the way, I just want to say upfront that we at OAN fully believe in Demon Sperm and Alien DNA, and have for a long time, so you can rest assured we have no questions about it," "Good people. Real news." "My question, sir, is do you know what medical school Stella Immanuel got her degree from?" "Who is that?" "The doctor you were praising, the one you said was so smart and wonderful." "I thought that was Ronny Jackson. "No, I'm referring to the doctor who believes in Alien DNA and Demon Sper..." "Oh. Yes. Many people say she went to a very fine medical school. You can check with them. Anyone else?" "Sir, I can help. Our records show that Stella Immanuel got her medical degree from the University of Calabar in Nigeria. My question is -- " "One of the top medicals schools in Nigeria. Many people say even in the world, I hear. I don't know, but it's what I hear." My question is -- isn't Nigeria one of the 'sh*thole countries' you once talked about?" "Fake news." "No, I believe you actually said that, but I have a follow-up. Do you know whether or not she's married to a Nigerian Prince?" "You're a very nasty person." "But I thought that what you were asking for. It wasn't about Alien DNA and Demon Sperm and dreamworld pregnancies." "Very nasty. Does anyone here have a question that isn't about this wonderful, very fine doctor, or about Alien DN...and all that? You, in the back." "Yes, I have a totally separate question." "Good. Go ahead." "I want to know about bleach."
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