Children Everywhere are Rejoicing

Yes, I know it's serious -- but that's all the more reason children are so happy.  That means from now on, whenever they're served spinach they can say, "But Mom, can you be sure it's okay?  Because this really serious!  Shouldn't we be 100% safe?  Maybe it slipped through the inspectors.  What if, Mom?  Because this is really serious."

For the record, the organic baby spinach that's been pulled is from Taylor Farms, and the affected states are --
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Delaware,  Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, Washington Wisconsin, and.Wyoming.

Children are writing all this information down.