A couple of days ago, the Huffington Post had a story on their front page about how Modern Family bombshell actress Sofia Vergara had always been drop-dead gorgeous, even as a young women, and they had photos as actual evidence. "Sofia Vergara. Photos Prove She Always Looked This Hot," the headline shouted.
Yes, I know. I was shocked, too. "Always." I had thought that maybe when she was 24 she had a bad year. But nope, always. Thank goodness it was on the homepage, because otherwise I would have missed it and never known.
Robert J. Elisberg is a two-time recipient of the Lucille Ball Award for comedy screenwriting. He's written for film, TV, the stage, and two best-selling novels, and is a regular columnist for the Huffington Post and the Writers Guild of America. Among his other writing, he has a long-time column on technology (which he sometimes understands), and co-wrote a book on world travel. As a lyricist, he is a member of ASCAP, and has contributed to numerous publications.